That's so SO: A Thread for Relationship Antics

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Parsley, Sep 18, 2015.

  1. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    ahem
    I maintain that @palindromordnilap is the cutest.
    and if you don't agree I'm making a new thread for Cute Wars.
     
  2. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    >:c
    That being said I don't think a thread is appropriate. Let's just declare each other the most cutestest and stop annoying people. :p
     
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  3. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    works for me :P
     
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  4. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    So this post was on my dash and I related it to Moony. After a short period of confusion (he thought I was talking about the ice maker/dispenser, not a literal fillable water dispenser) he turns and looks at me with this horrified expression and goes, "Then where does our water come from?"

    Oh, the fridge is hooked up to the water lines and-- "Yeah, but the door has a hinge. Where does it come from?"

    Cue both of us yelling at the freezer door as we tried to figure this out for like three minutes straight. Our minds were fucking blown. What was this fucking sorcery and how did the water come out and we can find the hole for the ice but the water?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    (The water lines run up into the door next to the bottom hinge. Mystery solved. Minds still fucking blown.)
     
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  5. rats

    rats 21 Bright Forge Shatters The Void

    my SO and i think the "gets on tricycle" meme is fuckin hilarious so now whenever one of us is home alone something like this happens

    (bonus funny: hes in argentina rn so even just the normal "gets on tricycle" is hilarious)


    eta: BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
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  6. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Yesterday was my girlfriend's birthday!! She just turned 24. I'm glad to say that the Calliope hoodie fits her perfectly (it's big on her, actually, which is how she likes it), and that she loves all her gifts and looks forward to reading my long-ass cruise letter!

    And here are her birthday selfies! Isn't she GORGEOUS?!
     
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  7. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

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  8. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Iris the Adorabee. c:
     
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  9. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

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  10. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Him: Let's go get lunch tomorrow
    Him: Where has good ramen?
    Him: Also do you like ramen?
     
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  11. Snitchanon

    Snitchanon What's a mod to a nonbeliever.

    Seekeranon: holds your hand....AGGRESSIVELY
    Snitchanon: HOLDS IT RIGHT BACK.
    Snitchanon: WRAPS MY MEAT PHALANGE TENDRILS ABOUT YOUR GRASPING ORGAN.
    Seekeranon: HOW ADORABLE
     
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  12. Xitaqa

    Xitaqa Secretly awesome

    Context notes:
    Kads (@antediluvian) has only slept four hours and is getting loopy
    Rook (me) is just weird

    Rook: ::hugs you::
    Kads: /slides out of Rook's arms like an ooze and becomes floor puddle
    Kads: (It's not that i don't want to hug you it's that i'm so out of it idk what structural integrity is)
    Rook: (ty, i wasn't sure how to interpret that
    Rook: ::scoops you up in a Cuddlebucketâ„¢::
    Kads: yay
    Rook: ::sensually pours the Cuddlebucketâ„¢ full of kads down her front::
    Kads: oh my
    Rook: Achievement Unlocked: New Kink Discovered
     
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  13. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    [12/17/2016 9:07:03 PM] Britt "putting out fire with gasoline" Freed: essentially... when we finally make an announcement, i want to already have the bitchenest wedding of all time actually in the works
    [12/17/2016 9:07:13 PM] happy holidacey: hell yes
    [12/17/2016 9:07:47 PM] Britt "putting out fire with gasoline" Freed: and that will require more funds. but im hype just thinkin abt designing the invitations
    [12/17/2016 9:07:54 PM] happy holidacey: yessssssss
    [12/17/2016 9:08:02 PM] happy holidacey: i could prolly do the actual designy bit
    [12/17/2016 9:08:11 PM] happy holidacey: graphic design is my passion................
    [12/17/2016 9:09:04 PM] Britt "putting out fire with gasoline" Freed: put that graphic design frog on it
    for reals the actual prints should have like, black lace trim. goth invitations
    [12/17/2016 9:09:14 PM] happy holidacey: yessssss
    [12/17/2016 9:09:23 PM] happy holidacey: also it needs Nerd Shit
    [12/17/2016 9:10:07 PM] Britt "putting out fire with gasoline" Freed: itd be like a hot topic, both mall goth and nerd stuff
    [12/17/2016 9:10:12 PM] happy holidacey: good
     
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  14. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    "The mashed potatoes are kinda... soupy."
    "...Why soupy? How much milk did you ADD??"
    "Not much at all! It was because of the water!"
    "..... Instant mash? I thought we were out?"
    "No, we're out of instant mash, these are normal potatoes. :D"
    "WHY ARE YOU PUTTING WATER IN THE MASHED POTATOES OH MY GOD."
     
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  15. rje

    rje here comes the sun

    Last night i was having a depression downturn and decided to go sit in the living room with my laptop all night instead of going to bed, and my bf came in like a half hour after I left, and laid down on the loveseat next to my recliner... Pretending that he just felt like doing that but I know it was both to keep me company and cos he missed me in the bed... And he's like 6'3" so half his legs were stickin off the end so i know he was hella uncomfortable. It was the sweetest thing. <333 I woke him up at like 4am and we went to bed, but having him there did make me feel better.
     
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  16. The Frood Abides

    The Frood Abides Doesn't Know Where His Rug Is

    "I made a facial expression today and I don't know what it means, can you look at this photo of me and tell me what emotion I look like I'm having?"
    "That is the most fucking autistic thing you've ever said"
    "...yeah probably"
     
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  17. rats

    rats 21 Bright Forge Shatters The Void

    OH MY GOD???

    so my SO is spending two terms abroad in buenos aires and as far as i knew he was staying there between terms

    APPARENTLY HE GOT EVERYONE IN ON THIS SECRET THAT HE WAS COMING HOME AND SURPRISED ME IM CRYING
     
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  18. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    [7:28:57 PM] she purble: OHOHO ;3c
    [7:29:25 PM] she purble: ...now i'm imagining someone doing the anime noblewoman's laugh and pose but with the :3 face
    [7:29:34 PM] Britt "putting out fire with gasoline" Freed: that me
     
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  19. Nochi

    Nochi small waterfall of pure void

    me: I'm going back to my room before I find out what else I can't do right.
    D: make sure you make it to your room safe
    me:
    [​IMG]

    (later)
    me: if you do anything to help with my computer, can you get me a new mouse?
    D: -turns to my open door, where three of our cats are holding kitty council- You're cats! Find me a mouse.
    Cats: -leave-
    D: -triumphant pose-
    me: No! No! They're not enacting your will, they're leaving you in shame!
     
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  20. IndigoRiffRaff

    IndigoRiffRaff FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

    @bunnies! has informed me that the me - her - @Wiwaxia polycule ship name is "jackalope and pet rock", which is too cute
     
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