That's so SO: A Thread for Relationship Antics

Celix works! c:

 

yay!

 

Li and I express our love through insulting each other over games of Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine. Today's highlight:

Me: Oh you bastard. You salted bitch, you fucking ready-salted whore. Fuck you and fuck your pals.
Li: *laughs so hard he loses the match*

 

i did not agree to this

 

obviously our shipname is estejuan, like esteban and juan (my middle name and john in spanish)

 

We were out in town today and @increasinglyCoherent decided to put an arm round my shoulders and floof my hair as we went up an escalator.
When I responded by telling her, "Aw, I like you," she replied breezily with...."Y'know, if I fell, I would totally take you down with me."

Romance?

 

Romance as fuck, yes.

 

I walk out of the shower, get into clothes, Lilly wanders up and gives me a hug

Her: ...you're not warm right now.

Me: nope.

Her: You're usually warm.

Me: yes, I just walked out of the shower, so-

Her, walking away: get warmer, you're better for cuddling

Me: ...oh my god.

It's one of those moments where you figure out where you stand. Don't want none unless my unusually intense body heat is fully functioning.

 

[11:08:48 PM] a magic purble cartoon alium: back with chips and (zapp brannigan voice) gwackamole
[11:08:59 PM] Britt "double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine" Freed: champaggan
[11:11:20 PM] a magic purble cartoon alium: someone please edit shampain by marina so that every time she says "champagne" it's replaced with zapp saying "shampaggin"
[11:11:38 PM] Britt "double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine" Freed: i think this one is on you, my dear
[11:12:07 PM] a magic purble cartoon alium: okay but i have no idea how i'd do that and also i am lazy
[11:12:13 PM] a magic purble cartoon alium: like a town

 

Spoiler: im embarrassed to not cut it

he called me his "special girl"

 

my bf and i say 'lingots' instead of 'utilons' because i could never remember the word for utilons and it comes up in conversation a lot. and eventually he just picked it up.

 

Spoiler: NSFW

[5:37:46 PM] Britt "Malleus Maleficarum" Freed: 'you can pry my fucked up incest ships from my cold dead hands'
[5:38:08 PM] GUITAR DAD TEACHES YOU GUITAR: did someone respond "good thing i'm a necrophiliac"
[5:38:23 PM] Britt "Malleus Maleficarum" Freed: lmfao there are two kinds of necrophiles
[5:38:25 PM] Britt "Malleus Maleficarum" Freed: cold and warm
(INTIMATE FETISH TALK OMITTED)
[5:39:45 PM] GUITAR DAD TEACHES YOU GUITAR: but seriously was that a response on that post
[5:40:01 PM] Britt "Malleus Maleficarum" Freed: haha i didnt see one but thatd be fucked up hilarious
[5:40:11 PM] GUITAR DAD TEACHES YOU GUITAR: do u have the post i'll fucking do it
[5:40:41 PM] Britt "Malleus Maleficarum" Freed: no i dont plz dont haha id die rn xD
[5:40:46 PM] GUITAR DAD TEACHES YOU GUITAR: omg k
[5:40:56 PM] Britt "Malleus Maleficarum" Freed: the hilarity. would stop my heart
[5:41:03 PM] GUITAR DAD TEACHES YOU GUITAR: GOOD THING I'M A NECROPHILIAC
[5:41:08 PM] Britt "Malleus Maleficarum" Freed: ANNA

 

::Rook picks up @antediluvian for surprise bonus date::
Rook: ohmygod I've been waiting all week to say this in person!
antediluvian: What?
Rook: What does an Australian use instead of toilet paper?
antediluvian: .........wut
Rook: Bidet, mate! :D
antediluvian: .........
Rook: :D

 

(As we two aces struggle to assemble an Ikea bed)

Me: It won't go in.

A: is this what sex is like?

Me: I think it's probably not nearly as difficult.

 

@Trashbiter IS BULLYING ME AND WONT LET ME WEDGIE HIS ERIDAN

 

me: so tambry was phone
britt: she got vored by the void
me: vored by the void, by chuck tingle

 

this is the card the boyfriend gave me. i love him so much.

 

I gave my husband cotton candy in a tub for Valentine's Day, he was excited about it.

(My husband/boyfriend gave some input on this post, namely that A) he's both a boyfriend and a husband, and B) we're going to make cotton candy ice cream out of it so it wasn't just a gift for him.)

 

My girlfriend and I are chilling and watching SU and we just decided that Alexandrite is Vore Wife, and this is legit the kind of thing we both say regularly and I love it and her.