That's so SO: A Thread for Relationship Antics

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Parsley, Sep 18, 2015.

  1. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    yeah, but I'm not actually reading it right now :P I just kind of figured it was them.
    true
    Celix, then?
     
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  2. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Celix works! c:
     
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  3. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    yay!
     
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  4. chthonicfatigue

    chthonicfatigue Bitten by a radioactive trickster god

    Li and I express our love through insulting each other over games of Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine. Today's highlight:

    Me: Oh you bastard. You salted bitch, you fucking ready-salted whore. Fuck you and fuck your pals.
    Li: *laughs so hard he loses the match*
     
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  5. Trashbiter

    Trashbiter Well-Known Member

    i did not agree to this
     
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  6. Trashbiter

    Trashbiter Well-Known Member

    obviously our shipname is estejuan, like esteban and juan (my middle name and john in spanish)
     
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  7. Socket

    Socket fuzzy tabletop goblin

    We were out in town today and @increasinglyCoherent decided to put an arm round my shoulders and floof my hair as we went up an escalator.
    When I responded by telling her, "Aw, I like you," she replied breezily with...."Y'know, if I fell, I would totally take you down with me."

    Romance?
     
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  8. Acey

    Acey cool as an amphibian

    Romance as fuck, yes.
     
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  9. leitstern

    leitstern 6756 Shatter Every Sword Break Down Every Door

    I walk out of the shower, get into clothes, Lilly wanders up and gives me a hug

    Her: ...you're not warm right now.

    Me: nope.

    Her: You're usually warm.

    Me: yes, I just walked out of the shower, so-

    Her, walking away: get warmer, you're better for cuddling

    Me: ...oh my god.

    It's one of those moments where you figure out where you stand. Don't want none unless my unusually intense body heat is fully functioning.
     
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  10. Acey

    Acey cool as an amphibian

    [11:08:48 PM] a magic purble cartoon alium: back with chips and (zapp brannigan voice) gwackamole
    [11:08:59 PM] Britt "double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine" Freed: champaggan
    [11:11:20 PM] a magic purble cartoon alium: someone please edit shampain by marina so that every time she says "champagne" it's replaced with zapp saying "shampaggin"
    [11:11:38 PM] Britt "double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine" Freed: i think this one is on you, my dear
    [11:12:07 PM] a magic purble cartoon alium: okay but i have no idea how i'd do that and also i am lazy
    [11:12:13 PM] a magic purble cartoon alium: like a town
     
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  11. Maya

    Maya smug_anime_girl.jpg

    he called me his "special girl" [​IMG]
     
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  12. shmeed

    shmeed plant me

    my bf and i say 'lingots' instead of 'utilons' because i could never remember the word for utilons and it comes up in conversation a lot. and eventually he just picked it up.
     
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  13. Acey

    Acey cool as an amphibian

    [5:37:46 PM] Britt "Malleus Maleficarum" Freed: 'you can pry my fucked up incest ships from my cold dead hands'
    [5:38:08 PM] GUITAR DAD TEACHES YOU GUITAR: did someone respond "good thing i'm a necrophiliac"
    [5:38:23 PM] Britt "Malleus Maleficarum" Freed: lmfao there are two kinds of necrophiles
    [5:38:25 PM] Britt "Malleus Maleficarum" Freed: cold and warm
    (INTIMATE FETISH TALK OMITTED)
    [5:39:45 PM] GUITAR DAD TEACHES YOU GUITAR: but seriously was that a response on that post
    [5:40:01 PM] Britt "Malleus Maleficarum" Freed: haha i didnt see one but thatd be fucked up hilarious
    [5:40:11 PM] GUITAR DAD TEACHES YOU GUITAR: do u have the post i'll fucking do it
    [5:40:41 PM] Britt "Malleus Maleficarum" Freed: no i dont plz dont haha id die rn xD
    [5:40:46 PM] GUITAR DAD TEACHES YOU GUITAR: omg k
    [5:40:56 PM] Britt "Malleus Maleficarum" Freed: the hilarity. would stop my heart
    [5:41:03 PM] GUITAR DAD TEACHES YOU GUITAR: GOOD THING I'M A NECROPHILIAC
    [5:41:08 PM] Britt "Malleus Maleficarum" Freed: ANNA
     
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  14. Xitaqa

    Xitaqa Secretly awesome

    ::Rook picks up @antediluvian for surprise bonus date::
    Rook: ohmygod I've been waiting all week to say this in person!
    antediluvian: What?
    Rook: What does an Australian use instead of toilet paper?
    antediluvian: .........wut
    Rook: Bidet, mate! :D
    antediluvian: .........
    Rook: :D
     
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  15. Enzel

    Enzel androgynous jrpg protag

    (As we two aces struggle to assemble an Ikea bed)

    Me: It won't go in.

    A: is this what sex is like?

    Me: I think it's probably not nearly as difficult.
     
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  16. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

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    @Trashbiter IS BULLYING ME AND WONT LET ME WEDGIE HIS ERIDAN
     
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  17. Acey

    Acey cool as an amphibian

    me: so tambry was phone
    britt: she got vored by the void
    me: vored by the void, by chuck tingle
     
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  18. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

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    this is the card the boyfriend gave me. i love him so much.
     
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  19. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    I gave my husband cotton candy in a tub for Valentine's Day, he was excited about it.

    (My husband/boyfriend gave some input on this post, namely that A) he's both a boyfriend and a husband, and B) we're going to make cotton candy ice cream out of it so it wasn't just a gift for him.)
     
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  20. Acey

    Acey cool as an amphibian

    My girlfriend and I are chilling and watching SU and we just decided that Alexandrite is Vore Wife, and this is legit the kind of thing we both say regularly and I love it and her.
     
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