That's so SO: A Thread for Relationship Antics

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Parsley, Sep 18, 2015.

  1. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

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  2. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

     
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  3. Birdy

    Birdy so long

    whenever @Penumbra talks about eating me or vice versa, I have to make a vore joke
     
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  4. Penumbra

    Penumbra hiding under cloth

    whenever @Birdy talks about eating me or vice versa, I have to make a cunnilingus joke
     
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  5. witchknights

    witchknights 27 Bold Enchanter Defends The Fearful

    Boyfriend is here today, which is a blessing and a curse, because while he does make me absurdly happy his hobby is baiting me.

    So we were talking and the topic came to the fact that I think love is a rather strong word, and that I'd say that I love him, my mom, my grandma, an my pets. So he starts baiting me - asking stuff like what is the difference between loving and liking, and I'm like. This is a deeply philosophical question. It's one in the morning. You're not going to bait me.
    Until this exchange:
    Him: "well I mean, there must be some biological difference between family love and romantic love, right?"
    Me: "well, actually t's -- OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU SON OF A BITCH"
     
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  6. witchknights

    witchknights 27 Bold Enchanter Defends The Fearful

    His little victory dance was both the most infuriating and the cutest thing I've ever seen, Christ on a cracker.
     
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  7. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

    @Carnivorous Moogle is being very mean to me by calling me the swead baby. we all know i'm a sweaty baby. how could you remind us all
     
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  8. Carnivorous Moogle

    Carnivorous Moogle whose baby is this

    A SLIPPERY GENTLEM
     
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  9. Carrickfergus

    Carrickfergus abstractor of the quintessence

    My wife went to go to sleep in the next room. 5 minutes later I hear her call me.

    "VEN. I CAN'T SLEEP. MY BOOBS ARE TOO BIG."

    This woman is perfect. <3
     
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  10. Acey

    Acey breathtaking, heartbreaking

    [1:22:44 PM] rose quartz dramatically holding a football: i love ur icon it's such a good rose
    [1:23:26 PM] rose quartz dramatically holding a football: mine is still Me IRL
    [1:23:32 PM] Britt "it's not the side-effects of the cocaine" Freed: i made it panker using "Web Tools"
    [1:23:38 PM] rose quartz dramatically holding a football: nice B)
    [1:23:52 PM] rose quartz dramatically holding a football: also that legit read like a dril tweet idk why
    [1:24:29 PM] Britt "it's not the side-effects of the cocaine" Freed: he has a habit of "Putting Things In Quotation" and also random Capitalizes, of some such words
    [1:24:33 PM] rose quartz dramatically holding a football: tru
    [1:24:45 PM] rose quartz dramatically holding a football: do not say to me, the word "WaWa"
    [1:25:03 PM] Britt "it's not the side-effects of the cocaine" Freed: ..... WA WA
    [1:25:07 PM] rose quartz dramatically holding a football: FUCK!!!!!!!!
    [1:25:22 PM] Britt "it's not the side-effects of the cocaine" Freed: what the FUCK did i JUST say
    [1:25:46 PM] rose quartz dramatically holding a football: YOU SAID THE WORD W*WA
    [1:25:57 PM] Britt "it's not the side-effects of the cocaine" Freed: w**a
    [1:26:12 PM] rose quartz dramatically holding a football: tw: wawa
    [1:26:16 PM] Britt "it's not the side-effects of the cocaine" Freed: w**d
    [1:26:51 PM] rose quartz dramatically holding a football: wawa: filled with Trolls,
    weed: filled with dank (a Good, and righteous thing)

    tl;dr DATE A GIRL YOU CAN TALK TO ABOUT DRIL
     
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  11. Carnivorous Moogle

    Carnivorous Moogle whose baby is this

    send this to ur crush with no context

    Screenshot_2017-02-24-13-09-13-1.png
     
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  12. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    the bf got me my valentines day present
    it's a stuffed inkay
    i have named it squishie
     
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  13. Meagen Image

    Meagen Image Well-Known Member

    My Human Marriage Can't Be This Black, chapter $lots

    Husband's tablet has given up the ghost and so he can no longer read stupid fanfics in bed till 4 AM.
    Me: Well, on the plus side, this means you'll be getting more sleep.
    Husband: *discontent grumble*
    Me: Anyway, I'm gonna play some puzzle games (on my tablet) for a couple hours now.
    Husband: ... I will fight you.
    Me: With your penis? :D
    Husband: ... *possibly*!
     
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  14. Nochi

    Nochi small waterfall of pure void

    Me: There's a goddamn Teddiursa at the Sprint store.
    D: ...do I need to turn around.
     
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  15. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    "i'm the muppetface heartmeister"
     
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  16. Carrickfergus

    Carrickfergus abstractor of the quintessence

    Someday I'm just going to spend an hour writing down all the amazing shit my wife says while Minecrafting. She's a compulsive narrator. <3
     
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  17. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

    @Carnivorous Moogle just gave me a very tiny rubber hand with which to pet my dog

    it's beautiful
     
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  18. Carnivorous Moogle

    Carnivorous Moogle whose baby is this

    HE LOST HIS GODDAMN TINY MIND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND I'M SO GLAD I FORGOT IT WAS IN MY PURSE FOR MONTHS
     
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  19. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    @Anomal(eee) [Kai] was remarking this afternoon how she's been enjoying the time we've spent getting her more happy with our current lipstick collection. "We're becoming lipstick lesbians," she joked.

    "And we're starting to collect flannel shirts, so we're just going to confuse the heck out of everyone," I add. "Genderqueer: special lesbian edition."

    Kai then imitated pulling off a helmet. "Okay, except I AM NO LESBIAN!" bc she is after all bisexual.
     
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  20. Snitchanon

    Snitchanon What's a mod to a nonbeliever.

    Seekeranon: I can't believe I got the chance to see the face of an adorable nerd
    Snitchanon: Yeah, Skype's got a little picture-in-picture thing where you can see your own video feed.
     
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