Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Parsley, Sep 18, 2015.
my girlfriend is so adorable and sweet omg
i made april high five me while i was getting an ultrasound today cuz my impulsive thoughts saw her hand sticking out and went "YOU NEED TO SLAP IT RIGHT NOW"
The bf got super upset and offered to buy me food because i was wrongfully accused of drinking all our roommates juice. 10/10 a good and sweet boy
my gf just posted this on my fb apropos of nothing i love her so much <3
me: reads embarrassing purple-prose fanfiction aloud to make @Void go take a shower with the special pre-surgery soap they gave him before bed
@Void, tuck-and-rolling out of bed after chewing on my leg and making dying gurgles for a full minute: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
more nerdy gay shit
Me: * browsing phone in bed before getting up *
Husband: * small snores *
Husband * bigger snores *
Husband: * BIG SNORE *
Husband: !!! * wakes himself up *
Me: * rubs back comfortingly *
Husband: * makes sleepy noises, buries himself a pillow nest and goes back to sleep *
He can be the most annoying existence in the universe, but he can be dang cute too.
Husband has had his ears de-waxed and is currently being continuously surprised by loud noises all around him.
@Void CACKLES YOU GOT HERE FIRST
britt said she's the worst moirail and
i am the best girlfriend clearly
Got my bf a new glider skin for gw2. Cue very happy squees as he flies around over my head in the game.
I AM THE BABADOOK AND I AM A GAY ICON
I looked up the reference and I am now more confused
honestly i don't know how to explain the babadook thing. it's one of the weirdest memes i've ever encountered
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