Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Parsley, Sep 18, 2015.
This needed to go here too:
D ate the buffer slice of bread in the bag, help I’m having a crisis
I can’t believe you put up with me darling <3
Me: *making dinner somewhat late, and quite hungry as a result*
Me: *plates pasta, sauce and cheese, pours self a glass of cold apple juice, stuffs carton back in fridge, goes to FINALLY sit down and eat*
Husband: I'll have a rum and coke-
Me: *pauses mid-sit-down, glares*
Husband: -if you're... making drinks?
Me: *continues to glare*
Husband: ...I'll just sort myself out, shall I?
Me: *nods, finishes sitting down, EATS*
Don’t Ask For More Things Once I’ve Finished My Hour And A Half Of CookingAnd Finally Sat Down Are You Even Human What The Fuck
Spoiler: Sex mention
Me: *cheery train conductor voice* Next stop blowjobsville!
Him: *suspiciously* Wait.... are you really taking me to the dentist and just lying?
Wyrm’s back at it with the dad jokes, oh my god
Her: You know what I’m gonna do today?
Me: What *are* you gonna do today?
Her: I’m going to experiment with making cold coffee.
Me: Ooh! I see!
Her: No, just chilled. ;)
Her: *making the smuggest face since knifecat*
Husband: I am going to go to bed in 30 minutes. It would be nice if you were in bed by that time, with a cup of tea.
Me: I'm going to assume you also want a cup of tea to be made for you.
Husband: ...yes! That.
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