That's so SO: A Thread for Relationship Antics

Given that the table had been in our garage for close to a year, I don't know how much good it would do!

 

BF: *sitting at desk* Ooh, also, this is why I shouldn't be allowed to do late night Amazon shopping.

*swings round in chair holding out a coil of cable with a mobile phone jack at one end*

Me: ... Wtf is that.

BF: Mobile phone endoscope!

 

Me, on bed: mrow
R, at desk: (continues eating)
Me: MROW (flops over)
R: (tolerantly provides head scritches) Next are you going to climb in my lap and steal my food?
Me: (thumbs up)

 

My wife comes back into the room, and I point out annoyedly, "You left a plate in the bed and it got folded up into the blankets."

@Anomal(eee): *looks over dishware with suspicion* I have no memory of this plate.

I couldn't even be mad; she mimicked Gandalf's diction perfectly.

 

Would it be weird to post a cute spoiler'd bit of kink negotiation in here? The actual text isn't nsfw but context is, obviously. It was just adorable and I did not expect to get the d'awwws

 

That sounds fine to me?

 

Spoiler: Kink Negotiation

Specifically, me explaining my praise kink and the fact that I am very much a sub, while demonstrating a shibari thing I've wanted to try for months.

Me: I don't do the humiliation style subbing though. I'll be your toy and your lover but you want me because I'm GOOD at it, not because I'm a filthy little whore or whatever.

Him: I see. I really doubt I could ever think of you as a filthy little whore

And just. D'AWWWWW SWEETHEART. And I exploded into hearts and bubbles.

 

Entering a PVP match in Destiny:
G: Well, at least I know I won't finish last...
A: Wow, thanks babe, love you too.
G: So much you're going to feed me arsenic for breakfast?
A: That would ruin breakfast.
G: Nah, you don't drink coffee, just put it in that.
A: Hey, you're right! Thanks, babe!
G: ... I should learn to stop talking.

 

I met R's mom and stepdad last night.
They had bought me NARWHAL SLIPPER THAT HEAT UP.
I spent most of last night poking R and going "I have narwhal feets!!!!"

 

E: I am going to keep you right here.
J: okay.
E: for five ever. So you better get used to cuddling.
J: okay.
E: we will make the Kama Sutra of cuddling. *wiggles toes against his* toe cuddles.
*later*
J: turn over. I want to cuddle you.
E: my phone will not reach. [I do crosswords on my phone to fall asleep.]
J: oh. It is dead?
E: is plugged in.
J: okay. *shifts, wiggles his toes against my knee* toe-knee cuddles.
E: hee.
J: or. Knee-toe cuddles.
E: ...?
J: ...cause they're neat...toe...
E: ...
J: :D
E: *faceplants into bed* *turns to give him a -_- with one eye*
J: 8D
E: you are the WORST
J: NEATO CUDDLES

 

Gillfrond and I spent the past weekend at SacAnime after ringing in the new year!

Spoiler: look at us being cute

First selfie of 2016. I commented that the lighting made me look like I had a mustache, so Britt was kind enough to give herself a fingerstache in solidarity.


On the way to the con! (ME: It's upside-down, what the fuck. BRITT: Aesthetic.)


Us with WV! He had a campaign poster, which we signed. :3


The eternal flame baby with her Laughy Sapphy.


More cute Rupphire shenanigans!


Breaking the law with @Avery and their friend Megan.


GRAVY FALL, featuring @Neurogabu as Dipper.

We had a really fantastic time, and when I had a meltdown she was totally understanding and comforted me and just...gah, I love her so much. <3

 

Spoiler: We are incredibly [s]gross[/s] sexy people

A: So I'm going to stand here unwinding a hair from my nipple piercing while you stand there in nothing but a T-shirt scratching your balls.

G: Yup. *fiddles with phone with free hand*

A: We are incredibly sexy people.
And then shower sex happened so....?

 

G: *lying in bed, blanket tangled around one leg from the knee down* I can't get out of bed, the blankets have trapped me.
A: Guess we'll just have to cut your leg off. *draws invisible line just above the knee*
G: Why above the knee?

Spoiler: Body Horror/Avi likes dissections

A: Well all we have is the kitchen knives and the hacksaw in the garage, I'd have to tourniquet it before I take it off, and depending on whether or not we get you to a hospital, the flesh could go necrotic all the way up to say, here. *draws line halfway up the thigh*
G:...
A: Actually on second thought, the easiest thing would be to slit your hip open here, *draws line along outside of hip* pop the joint out of its socket and take the whole thing and stitch leftover flesh over the cavity, Civil War style.
G: What is wrong with you?!
A: Hip replacements are neat! Also I may have done too much research for a story.

 

My girlfriend just got her V-Day gift, pictured above, in the mail yesterday. :D She loves it!

(I also got her favorite chocolates, of course. :3)

 

Apologies for the double post, but this text message convo just happened and it's too perfect.

Acey: STEVEN IS HIS MOM HE'S NOT HIS ONLY MOM BUT HIS GEM BELONGED TO HIS MOM AND ONE OF HIS MOMS HAS A CRUSH ON HIS DECEASED MOM
Britt: MOMCEPTION
Acey: BUT WHO'S THE BLUE CANARY
Britt: dang we actually cant use pearl as the token bird this time
Acey: i love that "token bird" is a phrase we can actually use here

Someone in, I think, CDCF commented on just how mundane a healthy relationship can be, and I think they were right. Hell, the night I realized that holy shit I am even more fucking head-over-heels for this girl than I'd thought thank God we're already dating was just...us exchanging our favorite poems and chatting excitedly about them (and about literature in general). It was a totally mundane convo, but somehow it felt really intimate? And like...we tag each other in silly Tumblr posts and dick around on Skype and talk about our feelings and such. It's not some ~*grand sweeping romance*~--it's just love. And I'm very happy with it, and with her. <3

 

That's great!!!

 

This more a 'that's so poly' thing than 'that's so SO', but I went on a date today and my date was basically like... a copy of my sinbuddy, if my sinbuddy was a Jewish-American woman instead of a Dutch-English prettyboi. The fashion sense was so similar their own mothers probably wouldn't be able to tell them apart from behind.

So I guess I have A Type...

 

when my first thought when playing games is not, i should name this character after my SO, but rather, i should name characters after my and my SO's OCs.... well, that's how you know what a romantic i am. :v

and also what a HUGE NERD