That's so SO: A Thread for Relationship Antics

Discussing career choices and me deciding to take my filthy smut into the actual For Money market:

A: Ooh! I could right High Fantasy porn, like, Pathfinder porn!
G: Don't do that.
A: But then we'd finally have a use for all your alternate characters!
G: You are not allowed to whore out my characters.
A: But what if I finally let them have actual canon "baby's arm holding an apple" sized dicks?
G: You know the only thing that's actually good for? Do you? Clubbing a motherfucker in the head when you've run out of other weapons.

 

@Aviari you should DEFINITELY write high fantasy porn.

 

Oh I absolutely am. Also shapeshifting fantasty (okay I meant to type "fantasy" BUT I'M KEEPING THAT) critter porn because selkies and kelpies are GR8

 

I'm gonna second this

 

yessssss
yes good
selkiiiiieeeeeeeeeessssssss

 

GF, about me: She makes weird noises sometimes. She likes it if you make noises back.

I had never felt so understood before.

 

Alright you guys you HAVE to hear about this

Aya (partner 1) asked me a few days back what I wanted for my new garden once we moved into it. Instead of talking about the plants and equipment I needed, since Lilly (partner 2) is actually bringing most of it, I deadpan joked 'a garden frog. Mom's garden up north had resident frogs and they really improved the ecosystem.'

That's not a lie. Having a frog that lives in your garden is helpful--with our fence we'd only have to worry about bugs rather than rabbits or deer, and frogs will eat a lot of harmful bugs--and it would also be nice to have the flowing fountain enticing a frog would require. But I wasn't SERIOUS. I would love a garden frog but no uh I don't need it.

I'm not sure why but Aya latched onto that like a leech. Maybe it was because I likened the idea to a witch having a familiar and she knows I don't usually do pets. She's been looking up what kind of frogs live in this area and how to catch one for days. She told Lilly to catch a garden frog and bring it with her through the thousand mile move. They're looking at schematics. God help me this is adorable.

I guess if she's going frog hunting I just have to go fountain hunting *u*

What are your cute partners up to?

EDIT: they've got it down to a species. Lilly's going to try to catch a Fowler's Toad and bring it to Georgia. I die

 

me: i want to kiss you very softly and gently
boyfriend: i want to kiss you with HYPERSPEED FORCE

 

also, evidence of boyfriend's excellent half-asleep typing skills

 

fucking nerd bought me stardew valley
and we ran around a big mall and I got a new dress and he thinks I look adorable and I'm just so happy

 

(@emythos do we get to see the cute dress? :D)

 

I'm sure I've mentioned this at least once, but the gillfrond is visiting in late July!! We're seeing TMBG again, too--TWICE, in fact! And I'm gonna have so much fun showing her around and generally just spending time with her. <3

 

OF COURSE YOU GET TO SEE THE CUTE DRESS

Spoiler: and the cute boyfriend

 

hey shakespeare wrote about me and @Petra apparently

 

MY BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN AWAKE FOR OVER 30 HOURS AND HE'S TRYING TO ANALYZE WHY VIDEOS OF PEOPLE FLIPPING BOTTLES ARE FUNNY

 

Husband attempts to tickle my thighs and fails. I then explain that tickling generally works because the ticklish area generally doesn't get touched. Therefore, because he tickles me so often, I am gradually becoming less ticklish.

He stared at me for a moment, and then reached up to attempt to tickle my cheekbones.

 

talking with the boyfriend about pokemon trainer au! us

R: We have the best team. We're one of those adorable double battle couples
Em: yessssssss our before and after fight dialogue is just us being cute and totally forgetting someone's there
R: :3 good
Em: ye
we're hugging in our battle sprite/picture thing

 

Spouse got up then came back to bed and held me from behind, telling me in a sleepy, mumbly way, "Please be safe. It's very important to me."