That's so SO: A Thread for Relationship Antics

i go to the kitchen to retrieve a sandwich and tea for J. I return and give him sandwich and tea. i pick up my computer again and go back to organizing Kintsugi Secret Santa. i am about to alphabetize the current submissions. i notice there is an extra line of text that is not formatted like the rest of the document. it is right above @rats' name and is also four letters - before i read the word i wonder if i have accidentally typed rats in twice.

that is not the case. the extra line reads "rawr".

I look up at J and giggle. "you wrote rawr!"

he looks slightly abashed. "it was supposed to be a secret!"

 

@bunnies! is a nerd but she has her deerloaf-petting priorities in order :3

 

@Anomal(eee): "You're good like cheese is good."
me, hand on my chest, after a stunned silence: "That may be the sweetest thing you've ever said to me."

 

I'm trying to help moirail learn to cook. She's interested in it but has very little experience and low confidence. I try to pepper lessons with her making choices for herself and encouraging her to think ahead (again, on her own, with her own brain.) Not many spoon-fed answers here, which is why I occasionally give her an easy one. Or try to.

Me: Alright, time to use your brain one more time. What time is it?
Her: Cleaning time! Which is why I am--
Me: No no no no no. Right but no. What time is it?
Her: Oh. 7:45!
Me: Yes! So, what time will it be in 3 hours exactly when the mochi are frozen?
Her: 11:45!!
Me: ...no.

In retrospect, math is never an easy answer.

This does not bode well for driving lessons.

 

me: "you're a adorable unicorn. "
him: "well, unicorns only go to the fairest of maidens..."

 

mildly NSFW...

E: *tucks blankets up around J's chin* now you're a burrito-hus. which means you're cute.
J: i may possibly be cute.
E: :O i know what kind of burrito you are.
J: oh?
E: ... a sausage burrito 8D
J: uggghhhhh go away *pushes E towards her side of the bed* that side of the bed is for terrible wifs.
E: d'you know what kind of burrito I would be
J: no
E: ... an egg burrito
J: aaauuuuuugh

 

I found a Facebook emoji for my cherub-obsessed technically-Ophiuchus gillfrond. <3

 

fun on tumblr!

 

"Hold to heal."
-the boyfriend, while hugging me

Spoiler: context

we watched a let's play of the evil within, where you have to hold a button to heal your partner. we joked that you heal via hugs.

 

mildly nsfw
so I was infodumping at @Wiwaxia about my minecraft world when

 

this is from A While Ago, but:

(it was about pop figures) (I picked rey)

 

@IndigoRiffRaff is my pillow and is currently hugging me

 

cara: trying to get up
me: did you forget how to leg
cara: no
me: well you are //shades pause// legging
me: *almost passes out laughing*
cara is wearing leggings
their butt is v nice

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cara: sorry, I started petting your eyebrow

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Spoiler: nsfwish

me: your boob is squishing my stomach

 

@bunnies! *handing me waffles* "They are hot. The waffles too."

 

Just went to the supermarket with my bf. We were in the dairy aisle. He was picking up yogurts. I was looking at juice. We were chatting when all of a sudden I realise that he's stopped talking. I turn. He's holding out a tub of yogurt for me to see. It's apple crumble flavour. Bf has an ongoing love affair with apple crumble. His eyes are doing the full on anime sparkle thing. Then he sees the words 'limited edition' on the tub. I start walking away very quickly. Because the last time this happened was when we found a fabric softener we both liked. It too, was limited edition. I came home from work one day and he'd gone and done the shopping. He'd come back with an entire shelf's worth of the stuff. We still haven't run out and this was in February.

Long story short: We have a fridge full of apple crumble flavoured yogurt.

 

My boyfriend was over, and for like four hours we talked and cuddled and were super cute, and I was so happy

 

I nearly asked my boyfriend to pretend to be my fake boyfriend to avoid a creepy dude. oops.

 

@Friday is the best.

 

"I'd love you even if you were a gay crossdressing Death."
my boyfriend, during our discussion of the musical elisabeth.

 

[9:07:34 PM] Britt "Manic Pixie Dream Cephalophore" Freed: were pretty good at doing a whole lotta gay shit together
[9:07:37 PM] weedy's old fashioned hurgusburgus: truuuuuuu
[9:08:00 PM] weedy's old fashioned hurgusburgus: babe...i'm startin 2 think this whole us dating thing might be a lil gay...
[9:08:18 PM] Britt "Manic Pixie Dream Cephalophore" Freed: yeah, that whole asking me out thing you did a year ago?
[9:08:21 PM] Britt "Manic Pixie Dream Cephalophore" Freed: wtf is with that gay shit
[9:08:30 PM] weedy's old fashioned hurgusburgus: wtf is with ur gay response
[9:08:50 PM] Britt "Manic Pixie Dream Cephalophore" Freed: hey, dont go pinnin this whole gay thing on me just cuz i said yes!
[9:08:57 PM] weedy's old fashioned hurgusburgus: gasp...good point
[9:09:11 PM] Britt "Manic Pixie Dream Cephalophore" Freed: nah jk baby that was hella gay