Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by Technicality, May 31, 2017.
>Check Twitter while you wait for gold-plated taco bowl
Twitter seems to be replying to your tweet about murdering Sean Spicer with a combination of disbelief, "#MAGA" replies from the most devoted supporters, and several law enforcement agencies asking you if this is really the case.
The gold-plated taco bowl arrives. You eat it. Mmm. You've just got the best chefs here in Trump Tower Derse.
You go on Twitter and look at some of the tweets that resulted from you murdering Sean Spicer.
Suddenly there's a jolt and you are awake. You're being dragged away by law enforcement. Presumably to a cell. Because you murdered Sean Spicer.
>Try throwing money again
You can't throw money, your hands are currently cuffed behind you. You find yourself in a cell somewhere.
> attempt to convince the guards into freeing you
You roll a charisma check.
The guards do not free you, and are in fact more wary now.
> use your phone call
Who do you call?
> Call Putin, he always knows what to do
> Call trusted advisor STEEVE BANNON for help
You decide to wait about 10 hours to make a decision.
(By which I mean, I'll close the poll in 10 hours.)
also if you vote for "(add new options in the comments)"...don't, why would you do that
Just to fill out some more poll options, some suggestions:
FOX and Friends
The president of Twitter
The President of Mexico
The secret service people renting a floor of Covfef Tower
well I guess if that's how you want to use your vote I can't stop you /shrug
There's some steep competition, but this is my favorite part of this thread so far.
One of my personal favorites as well.
Another question, which is: what quadrant does Trump/Melania fall in? I'm writing the next bit and it's MELANI ATRUMP
i don't really see them having black feelings for each other and if trump had a moirail, he wouldn't do all the stupid shit he does
I haven't heard of her contradicting him in public, or doing much of anything that isn't for beauty or the family brand... But I don't really know much about her out their relationship to know. <3< seems pretty unlikely.
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