The Adventures of COVFEFE

>Check Twitter while you wait for gold-plated taco bowl

 

Twitter seems to be replying to your tweet about murdering Sean Spicer with a combination of disbelief, "#MAGA" replies from the most devoted supporters, and several law enforcement agencies asking you if this is really the case.

 

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The gold-plated taco bowl arrives. You eat it. Mmm. You've just got the best chefs here in Trump Tower Derse.
You go on Twitter and look at some of the tweets that resulted from you murdering Sean Spicer.
Suddenly there's a jolt and you are awake. You're being dragged away by law enforcement. Presumably to a cell. Because you murdered Sean Spicer.

 

>Try throwing money again

 

You can't throw money, your hands are currently cuffed behind you. You find yourself in a cell somewhere.

 

> attempt to convince the guards into freeing you

 

You roll a charisma check.

The guards do not free you, and are in fact more wary now.

 

> use your phone call

 

Who do you call?
!Vote now!

 

> Call Putin, he always knows what to do

 

> Call trusted advisor STEEVE BANNON for help

 

You decide to wait about 10 hours to make a decision.
(By which I mean, I'll close the poll in 10 hours.)

 

also if you vote for "(add new options in the comments)"...don't, why would you do that

 

Just to fill out some more poll options, some suggestions:

• Mike Pence
  
• FOX and Friends
• The president of Twitter
• The President of Mexico
  
• Obama
• The judge
• The secret service people renting a floor of Covfef Tower
• Mar-a-lago
• Satan

 

Added.

 

well I guess if that's how you want to use your vote I can't stop you /shrug

 

There's some steep competition, but this is my favorite part of this thread so far.

 

One of my personal favorites as well.
Another question, which is: what quadrant does Trump/Melania fall in? I'm writing the next bit and it's MELANI ATRUMP

 

probably red

i don't really see them having black feelings for each other and if trump had a moirail, he wouldn't do all the stupid shit he does

 

I haven't heard of her contradicting him in public, or doing much of anything that isn't for beauty or the family brand... But I don't really know much about her out their relationship to know. <3< seems pretty unlikely.