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Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by Technicality, May 31, 2017.

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Who should Trump call?

Poll closed Jun 1, 2017.
  1. Putin

    8 vote(s)
    40.0%
  2. (Add options in comments)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Steve Bannon

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Mike Pence

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. FOX and Friends

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%
  6. The president of Twitter

    6 vote(s)
    30.0%
  7. The President of Mexico

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%
  8. Obama

    2 vote(s)
    10.0%
  9. The judge

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. The secret service people renting a floor of Covfef Tower

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%
  11. Mar-a-lago

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%
  12. Satan

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Lerxst

    Lerxst salty parabola

    >Check Twitter while you wait for gold-plated taco bowl
     
    • Agree x 3
  2. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Twitter seems to be replying to your tweet about murdering Sean Spicer with a combination of disbelief, "#MAGA" replies from the most devoted supporters, and several law enforcement agencies asking you if this is really the case.
     
    • Winner x 9
  3. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    =>
    The gold-plated taco bowl arrives. You eat it. Mmm. You've just got the best chefs here in Trump Tower Derse.
    You go on Twitter and look at some of the tweets that resulted from you murdering Sean Spicer.
    Suddenly there's a jolt and you are awake. You're being dragged away by law enforcement. Presumably to a cell. Because you murdered Sean Spicer.
     
    • Winner x 10
  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    >Try throwing money again
     
    • Agree x 1
  5. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    You can't throw money, your hands are currently cuffed behind you. You find yourself in a cell somewhere.
     
    • Witnessed x 1
  6. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    > attempt to convince the guards into freeing you
     
    • Agree x 1
  7. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    You roll a charisma check.
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    The guards do not free you, and are in fact more wary now.
     
    • Winner x 8
    • Like x 1
    • Witnessed x 1
  8. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    > use your phone call
     
    • Agree x 2
  9. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Who do you call?
    !Vote now!
     
    • Winner x 1
  10. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    > Call Putin, he always knows what to do
     
    • Winner x 4
    • Agree x 1
  11. Lerxst

    Lerxst salty parabola

    > Call trusted advisor STEEVE BANNON for help
     
    • Like x 1
  12. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    You decide to wait about 10 hours to make a decision.
    (By which I mean, I'll close the poll in 10 hours.)
     
    Last edited: May 31, 2017
    • Informative x 3
    • Winner x 2
    • Like x 1
  13. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    also if you vote for "(add new options in the comments)"...don't, why would you do that
     
    • Like x 2
  14. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Just to fill out some more poll options, some suggestions:
    • Mike Pence
    • FOX and Friends
    • The president of Twitter
    • The President of Mexico
    • Obama
    • The judge
    • The secret service people renting a floor of Covfef Tower
    • Mar-a-lago
    • Satan
     
    • Like x 1
    • Winner x 1
    • Useful x 1
  15. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Added.
     
    • Like x 1
    • Winner x 1
  16. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    no.PNG
    well I guess if that's how you want to use your vote I can't stop you /shrug
     
    Last edited: May 31, 2017
    • Witnessed x 2
  17. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    There's some steep competition, but this is my favorite part of this thread so far.
     
    • Agree x 12
    • Like x 1
  18. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    One of my personal favorites as well.
    Another question, which is: what quadrant does Trump/Melania fall in? I'm writing the next bit and it's MELANI ATRUMP
     
    • Like x 1
  19. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    probably red

    i don't really see them having black feelings for each other and if trump had a moirail, he wouldn't do all the stupid shit he does
     
    • Agree x 3
  20. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    I haven't heard of her contradicting him in public, or doing much of anything that isn't for beauty or the family brand... But I don't really know much about her out their relationship to know. <3< seems pretty unlikely.
     
    • Like x 2
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