The Adventures of COVFEFE

Well I had fun writing it so I'll say it's close enough.

 

>Covfef: Wake up.

 

acey

acey why

 

Because she thinks you're a winner. :::PPP

 

It's true, I only just discovered this and it made my goddamn day.

 

i'm so glad you did
i'm heading to bed i was just working for nearly 12 hours
but when i get some free time tomorrow i'll respond

 

vibrates excitedly

 

Awake again. Adventures will resume after I finish acting today

 

Important question. What would Trump's classpect be? I'm pretty sure he'd be a Hero of Doom, but I can't figure out what class he should be.

 

I mean, Lord Dampnut. And the selfish destructive habits of Lords aren't a bad fit. It's just inaccurate to suggest that he's destroying Doom, so... hmm.

 

Waste class. Whether that's Waste of Space, Waste of Breath, Waste of Life...

 

Well then he'll be a lord of something. Figuring it out now.

 

Well, if he's a Lord of Hope, then would that say that he destroys hope?

 

And that he also brings about actions through hope (the hope of those who elected him)

 

I have a short bit of time here so I'm gonna write a bit.

You wake up in the cell on Earth. It feels like a really long time has passed, even though it's only been a few hours. You decide there's only one person that you can call, and that's VLADMR POOTIN, the leader of Russia. He helped out with the election, he can probably help you out of this.

 

I know I'm jumping in a bit late but maybe Bard instead of Lord? They're another destroyer class, but Calliope also specifically calls them unpredictable and often single handedly responsible for their spectacular downfall or improbable victory of their parties

 

His God Tier outfit has the world's tiniest codpiece.

 

-realCovfefe started pestering vladPutin-
RC: I need help.
VP: I know.
RC: Do you have a solution?
VP: I do.
VP: You're going to have to trust me.
RC: I don't have much of a choice, do I now?
VP: It's going to help you get out of prison, and help with your...other plans.
RC: ...Go on.
VP: I recently found a building in the outskirts of Moscow that had a frog atop it. Inside I found a set of disks. I'm going to send you a copy, and it's going to allow you to escape. And so much more.
RC: Alright, send them over. I'll get it started.
-realCovfefe ceased pestering vladPutin-

(If anyone has suggestions for typing quirks, post them here!)

 

Okay, Bard is actually perfect.
(Should Trump attempt a solo session or do it with Putin, also?)

 

(I'll decide later. Post more prompts, I'll write them.)