Spoiler: Da Rulez Quick rules! Anyone can post here, you must however, only use the account @Burgerpants. Don't be a dick to people, don't mention names of other users in this thread please. Account is Burgerpants, password is shitpost1. Dear Diary. I hate my job.
Dear diary: I can't believe my boss. He wants me to give him the password to my social networking account. What's he going to do with it?? I'm not paid enough to put up with this.
Dear Diary: Mettaton came by today and told me I need to smile more. My face started twitching uncontrollably and I'm pretty sure I sprained something, but he said 'even the most grotesque expression is an improvement on the norm, darling' and stroked my fur the wrong way before leaving. I screamed at an echo flower for five hours after my shift.
