A reading from the Book of Kintsugi 1. It came to pass that Microcosmic God looked upon the forum and saw that it was at peace. 2. But lo! A spirit of disruption entered into one of the Kintsugijin saying "Let us go forth and disrupt all of Kintsugi. Yea, even the forum and the discord and even the most secret parts of the forum let us disrupt." 3. And the spirit of disruption said many terrible things in the discord and on the forum and even in the innermost parts of the forum. 4. And Microcosmic God was troubled and cried out "This disruption is more than we can bear!" 5. So Microcosmic God stretched forth their hand and frustrated the spirit of disruption and its posts were frustrated. And the spirit of disruption saw it was frustrated and uttered many threats and rent its garments in rage at its frustration 6. And Microcosmic God called upon their servant the Rigs, saying, "Look upon what we have done and judge it." 7. And the Rigs returned from walking to and fro upon the face of the Internet and looked upon the forum and the discord and saw the disruption and the frustration and the threats. 8. And the Rigs called to mind the long ago time when the Rigs had been frustrated by the evil Gurdur in its Hangout. 9. And the Rigs said unto the Microcosmic God, "This was not done wisely. For surely the frustration will work upon the Kintsugijin possessed of the spirit of disruption great wrath and sadness. It were better to ban the spirit of disruption for a season then to frustrate it. 10. "For as Gurdur once did, so now have you." 11. And others of the Kintsugijin looked upon the frustration and saw that it was not good. 12. And Microcosmic God heard the voice of the Rigs and of the Kintsugijin, and their heart was hardened. For Microcosmic God was much wroth with the spirit of disruption. 13. And Microcosmic God stretched forth their hand and posted a wall of text upon the forum. And written upon the wall of text were these words: 14. "We are the Microcosmic God. We giveth and we taketh away. For the sake of the moaning of the Kintsugijin, we will refrain from frustrating for now. But we will not repent of it. We are Microcosmic God who brought you up out of the Land of Tumblr. We have spoken."