Me, trying to not show up to work wearing jeans for the 4th shift in a row: oh hey here's some pants i havent worn in nearly a year Me: nice they fit, why did i stop wearing these again Me, sitting down: oh right because the seam in the crotch is weirdly uncomfortable unless i wear the waistband lower than i prefer bonus: they're polyester-y enough that tucking my binder in means they keep slowly sliding down? There's No Grip(tm)
I mailed something important on my way home from school. Realized about an hour later that I forgot to include the payment. Fucknuts.
tip for life. if senpai goes a long time without noticing you, chances are they have noticed and want you to leave them tf alone
Spoiler: yelling about public transport our public transportation system is so gd shitty and every month i try to put a monthly pass on my card and EVERY MONTH it takes two or three tries for the fucking machine to read it properly, no matter what station i do it at. I asked an employee and it is in fact the machines and not my card! They just suck that much! For reference, it involves putting transport card over reader, entering payment, swiping bank card, putting transport card over reader again to load the money. And either the first or second tap will fail and then the transaction will cancel and i have to try again until it finally works and i end up with 2-3 charges on my bank card which freaks my bank out until they're reversed by the subway when it realizes the transaction didn't go thru.
Work can't decide whether they want the heat or the ac on so the front is melting and the break room is frigid death Save me
>:O I want to paint my nails, but I've been having sneezing fits since yesterday and I can imagine that going very poorly
i was talking to my therapist today about how i like to draw and wanna write a book one day except ive been struggling with what to write about for years and she was just like " okay thats your homework for the week, come up with a theme and write a summary and bring it in next week :-)" and im just like... wtf how can i do this in a week
Is this impostor syndrome or am I just using my knowledge of impostor syndrome to convince myself I'm not a waste of carbon?
the dickish mansplainer in my class, to me, as I focus on my knitting and an entirely different conversation: "hey, can you sew this back on?" referencing HIS COAT with one of the buttons being partially ripped off. BITCH.
Its nearly 2 am and my sister is WATCHING JURASSIC PARK WITHOUT ME, I AM LIVID. I physically cannot get up because of my night meds without falling over or passing out but special interest is happening i can hear it but i cant get to it im so peeved
try and stick the knitting needle through the hole on the button while he's still wearing the jacket, and look him in the eyes the entire time.
Put on the condescending mansplaining voice and say "Honey, just because it's called a knitting needle doesn't mean it's for sewing."
Month 2 of having to pay my rent by hand-delivering a money order to the leasing office while they're open when they open after I leave for work, close before I get home, and shut down for an hour and a half for lunch, because for Reasons even the people in the leasing office don't understand, the management company decided the complex needed to stop taking online payments and took the link off the website, and they took the night drop box away several years ago because they... wanted people to start using online payments I've complained to the leasing office. They have no control over it and no idea what the hell is going on. I've complained to the management company and gotten crickets. April and May are busy season, when I work seven days a week, and this fucking-off-from-work-to-hand-deliver-rent shit is not gonna fly then.
The trailer for the Battlefield 1 French DLC uses the wrong flower for their symbolism. It's cornflowers in France, not poppies.