scheduled for 45 fucking hours next week and they're probably going to try and call me in even outside of those but nooo I can't be full-time even though the part-time cutoff is 35, that would mean they have to give me insurance
A full-time employee may not be scheduled less than 35 hours/week in my state (not including sick leave, vacation, etc). A part-time employee can be scheduled for more than 35 hours/week so long as it isn't regular. (I don't know what the legal definition of 'regular' scheduling is; the state DOL website doesn't define it and I'm too blah right now to do further googling. But 29 hours, what I did last week, is below the cutoff so it's not like it matters right? :'D)
People who format all of their posts in size 1 font for the #aesthetic, regardless of content or length. Look dude, I'd love to help you out with whatever this frantic signal boosted post is about, but I can't fucking read it because you thought it would be a good idea to format it for ants.
Dad, it's 6:30, I've been awake for half an hour. Do you have to bug me about my belt, and my stubble, and my shampoo before I start work at 7?
The neighbor in the next building who smokes out his window constantly and who pollutes our bathroom with smoke smell.
That awkward moment when you take a screencap of a line from a game to report a minor typo in it to the devs, and only days after doing so notice that there's a much more obvious typo in that very same line. I mean, on the bright side, there's basically no way they'll miss it after I specifically called the line to attention, but wow must I look silly now.
And I just walked a mile into town before having to walk all the way back because I forgot to bring my purse. Aaaaaargh.