Things that are currently annoying you

sudden and terrible craving for cheese and guava paste empanadas, an item only available at a cafe that closed 25 minutes ago

 

Spoiler

Disgusting pigs not flushing or washing their hands.

 

They should flush their hands.

Used to work in a place with someone like that, and I'd get sick several times a year. Now I work in a medical device company and occasionally pick up a bug elsewhere but never at work.

 

The dream where I was adopting ferrets turning out to be in fact a dream.

 

My cousin is... so loud. I have my headphones on with the volume up and I can still hear her and my father talking about how unions are bad.

 

Current bout of intrusive thoughts is the urge to dump a giant cup of water directly onto my computer. Not to harm myself with the electricity or anything, just to break the computer for no reason.

 

The motorcycle I got stopped working two blocks from home this morning and wouldn't restart. On the plus side I got a workout pushing it two blocks home! Also on the plus side Google tells me it's likely an easily fixed problem that's really common on that make and model.

 

Hooray for easily fixed problems!

 

Food. The fact that I need to eat food. And the fact that, as an adult, I need to pay for food.

Also that I haven't been to the gym since Thursday, and I was going to go yesterday but then trauma happened, and I was all psyched up to go today but I just woke up with a tickle in my throat like I'm getting sick and I don't want to prolong sickness by working out during but also I lost SO MUCH PROGRESS from last time I was sick and AAAAHHHH

 

Apartment too warm to cuddle with spouse but I need physical affection for good brain chemicals plz God make it less hot

 

My cousins still bugging me about buying a house, and now my dad is telling me I should start my own business. I don’t know where either of them think I’m going to get all this money with a part time Home Depot job. Now my cousin thinks I should get a job at some used books store in another town but I doubt that’s going to be any better than where I am now.

 

just as soon as I started getting into my backed-up apartment chores, 8tracks went down >:(

 

This café just charged me ten dollars for an iced coffee and a bagel with cream cheese, and the coffee wasn't even that good.

Who do you think your customers are, café? Lucille Bluth? The President of the United States?

 

No, he eats at McDonald’s.

 

I got my toddler cousin to sleep about an hour ago and immediately afterward I realised ‘oh no I’m quite ill’. I am snotty and headachy and I really hope this kid’s immune system is as beefy as his love of stacking objects. surprise illness why

 

Thought my phone was glitching because I wasn’t getting email notifications. Nope, turns out the app put them behind a subscription paywall.

 

My sister bought CBD gummies, on the medical advice of one of her coworkers at a fast-food restaurant. without telling mom, and despite the fact that dad has a history of addiction problems and a desire to get high so he can "feel better."

 

Summer.