Things that are currently annoying you

My parents decided that Netflix was all they needed for their TV needs. Which would be nice if our ADSL connection didn't suck.

 

This isn't annoying me so much as baffling me, but

I got the deposit back for the last apartment today and a note from the guy they hired to clean it says there was a "massive amount of human feces throughout unit"

????????????

 

@oph Are they sure he went to the right apartment? Because I can't imagine that you'd have forgotten that you left mounds of poop lying about.

 

@budgie I have no idea. But it wouldn't change anything either way, except possibly for the reputation I and my roommate will have at that apartment complex

 

"bluenette"

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

 

edit: also look what i found when i went a-googling. not sure if serious.

 

You're welcome.

 

Hey, I know a guy who uses this a bit! Never knew if it was supposed to be a joke or not.

 

Unrelated to horrifying neologisms in anime fanfic: An obnoxious lady who works with my boss just sent me a nasty message about how she's not going to do anything anymore because I haven't been CCing her in things. Rather than... asking to be CCed. :::|||

 

she's not gonna do... anything?

 

I have no idea what she is and isn't going to do (her emails tend to contain much more passive-aggressive nastiness than actual useful information), and neither does my boss. Which is KIND OF A PROBLEM, because there's about to be a campaign finance report due.

 

I spilled water on my laptop yesterday, and just sorta wiped it off and left it to dry and now my keyboard's all janked up.

 

taylor swift still refuses to put her music on spotify because like, money or something which means i can't add it to any of my playlists even though i'm listening to it for free with adblock on on youtube? i appreciate ur concerns tay but you're fucking up my party playlist.

 

i don't LIKE statistics!!!!

 

but then i have to like, actually download it. and would it let me stream it to my PS4 through spotify?

 

Spotify's pretty finicky about letting you do stuff with music you've just got on your computer rather than accessing through their streaming service, so I'd say.. probably not? With the playstation.

 

MONEY.

EMPLOYMENT.

when do i get to tend and harvest from a money tree because i really want to grow some hamiltons okok