Things that are currently annoying you

Rash on my face from blowing my nose all day. Anxiety brain is trying to tell me it's [insert scary disease here]. This is ridiculous.

Update: Woke up this morning & I don't have meningitis. I'm sure you're all so surprised to hear. :L

 

Google uses shift as a hotkey in their captioning software

Because no one ever needs to use the shift key when trying to transcribe something

 

The thermostat in my apartment is set to 67F. The thermometer in my room currently reads 77.

 

Mean hotel client being mean and argumentative. I'm sorry I can't give you more towels, but please stop trashing the ones we do give you.

 

Not sure if I should wake roommate up. They've got a pre-interview at the place I work... but they'll be stuck sitting around there a few hours during my shift, and they may be hungover. People frequently nocallnoshow to these things... might be a better impression than surly and tired.

 

Ah, the heck with it. I'll knock so they have the option.

 

I want a Norwegian forest cat so bad.

I cant even find anywhere that has them in canada, even if I could get one right now
aaaaaaaaah
they are gorgeous and fluffy and
im not even a giant fan of cats what the fUcK

 

Auuuugh.

I am at Wendy's because I seriously craved a burger, and the McDonalds and BK don't switch to lumch til like 10:30.

I craved a burger becaus my manager said a thing that implied my roommate isn't get the job. Worse, it's because of the stupid corporate pre-interview survey for weeding people out! not because of my manager!!! So my manager was stuck on unloading duty AGAIN today because we are so fucking shorthanded, but he can't hire people unless they pass the survey, the interview, AND the background check. UGH.

I feel upset and apprehensive of how all my roommates are gonna take it and guilty that I didn't do more to help, like at least warn him the stupid survey existed, or give advice on the answers based on what I succeeded with. -_-

 

@swirlingflight wow that's a shitty hiring process. witnessed.

 

Babysitting the niblings.
Nephew just conked out in his Napping Corner against the couch after an hour of off-and-on fussing, asked my niece to continue playing upstairs while he napped.

She's now upstairs whiiiiiining into her pillow and giving a terrible operatic rendition of "I wanna be downstaaaaaiiiiiiirs". No reason, just because I told her "No" (Which apparently is a lifetime first for her.)

The worst, least believable fake crying I have ever heard, with occasional stops to see if a) I care, b) she's woken her brother up with spite.

1) Tough titties, cupcake, your bro sleeps like a bag of rocks, probably because at <1yr he's already used to your bullshit
2) I am the 25yr reigning Passive Aggression Southwest Regional Champion and I made Nationals twice. I learned from the 11x National Champion. BRING IT ON. *rustles book pages louder*

FakeEdit:
Update: Sobs are now sprinkled lightly with "Mommyyyyyyy" and have become deep and gutteral, which just proves she's an amateur, everyone knows the most effective whining is on the level of "dog whistle"

 

Update again, because hilarity:
She just came down again, saying "Hmm It's pretty quiet down there..."
"Yeah that's because he went back to sleep. Now you go back to your room, because you're being a brat, and you know it."

She yelled "YOU'RE MEAN" over the rail and I couldn't help it, I started cackling. *I* woke Nephew up, he saw me laughing, got up WALKED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS AND STARTED HECKLING HER IN BABYTALK

 

Sims 4 is removing gender restirctions from some things and allowing customizable gender options that can change at any point in the game. This is fantastic! They're also removing pregnancy from the 'gender' options entirely, so it's perfectly possible to have same-gender couples with babies without mods! This is even better!!

Mutual on my dash is already complaining about it because "why would you call bodies and clothes 'masculine' and 'feminine' that's kind of sus :/ I guess it's a step in the right direction but not a big one lol"

SHUT. UP.

 

Adjectives are mad problematic

 

!!!!!

 

Mosquito bites >:(

 

Ordered: Chili cheese fries
Received: Hash browns

How the fuck do you fuck that one up

 

YOUR MUTUAL IS KIND OF SUS

These categories are apt and useful! EA did something right for once!! I'M ANNOYED AT YOUR MUTUAL ON YOUR BEHALF

This is huge
I'm so happy

 

Cat woke me up at fuckall in the morning to throw up on my headboard and pillow :| and now that it's actual morning I can't find the cat. (Vomit in question looks more like "food did not agree, ate grass to fix" than "actual illness", but... bluuuhhh.)

 

And the theme of today's 5 o'clock Meltdown appears to be "What do you mean Mommy and Auntie BOTH said 'No Gum' and meant it?! I want gum! GRAMMY GAVE ME GUM, ONCE, A LONG TIME AGO!"

 

Circlejerk of a couple friends that swung from radical anti-sjw to radical sjw is starting to vague about poor roach. I am about this close to fucking namedropping every single one that's requested hardcore Homestuck pornography from me, as well as specifically the one that repeatedly drew hardcore Animal Crossing pornography and posted it in the main tag without flagging their blogs.

Pretty sure I'm just gonna unfollow the lot of them. I am fucking livid right now.