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my brain just tried to construct a sentence containing the word "terven"

what have i done

 

*puts on a really shitty welsh accent* bitches love wales

 

so today i visited tumblr for the first time in like three months, and exactly one blog i follow is still regularly posting. it's a gamtav blog.

my faith in humanity is restored

 

OCEANS RISE. CITIES FALL. GAMTAV SURVIVES.

 

if you like baby carrots that's pedophilia

i don't make the rules

 

what is this. why does this exist.

 

i have no mouth and i must scream
you have no mouth and you must scream
we all have no mouth and we all must scream
for ice cream

 

s/area 51/trump tower/

 

i miss my country

 

"please go outside" joke's on you i have unlimited 4g

 

gdi when i said i wanted amazon to go down in flames i was talking about the other amazon

 

my brain keeps trying to parse "Amazon FC" as "Amazon Football Club"

 

subs are doing the lord's work. remember to tip your subs.

 

if area 51 is so good why isn't there an area 52

 

dicks out for cherubplay

(or dicks back in, depending on what you used it for)

 

anonymous erotic roleplay is weird because like

you're sharing some very intimate moments with another person

but you have no idea who they are, and they have no idea who you are. and when the roleplay ends you go your separate ways, never to meet again. and even if by some amazing coincidence you did cross paths again, you'd have no way of knowing because you wouldn't recognise one another

 

you: meme
me: youyou

 

half the internet: still talking about cyber monday offers
me:

 

wikipedia: "we ask you, humbly, to help"
also wikipedia: plasters enormous donation banners across every page