Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Acey, Nov 17, 2015.
i just misread "best friend" as "boyfriend." godfuckingdammit.
okay, it was less of a fuckup than anticipated. i still wanna... kick myself real fucking hard, though.
i just opened the line app to... download a video from youtube
just 'cause the line icon is roughly the same colour as the 4k Video Downloader icon
I broke an irreplaceable chair mom got from a friend of hers, who is now dead.
Normally I give my bearded dragon a bath in a mixing bowl on the floor since my family thinks it's gross to have a lizard in the sink. Last night when I did so I forgot to pour the water out of the bowl before going to sleep. Cue me waking up at 2am having to go to the bathroom, stepping right in the bowl, nearly falling flat on my face and spilling the water everywhere. I'm just glad nothing electronic was nearby.
This is one from a long time ago, but when my youngest sister was about 7 or so we had a small power surge that threw the breaker that included the computer and the ac. Not really thinking much about it she turned the ac back on as soon as the fuse was fixed. She ended up rethrowing the breaker and frying the computer all at the same time.
i am an idiot that forgets obvious shit about my otp
and then asks people what they meant by the thing
and then realizes that it really is super obvious what they meant by the thing
Got kicked out of chem lab for the day because I forgot my safety goggles, completely forgot the fact that theres a Lowe's 5 minutes away and i could have just bought another fuckin pair for $3.26 and started the lab a little late.
I just kinda suck tbh. And have memory problems. This time I've forgotten to do the fed ex inventory at work two days in a row.
OH JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE CALC CLASS I'VE BEEN IN FOR 6 WEEKS HAS AN ATTENDANCE SHEET BY THE DOOR THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SIGN WHEN YOU COME IN
Me, trying to tape up a very busted car window: "better SLIDE MY HAND ACROSS THIS PLANE OF BROKEN GLASS"
me hand,, Hurty
Found out today I forgot my insurance card at the Costco pharmacy. For almost 3 weeks I've been trying to find it and fussing about it. Costco had it the whole time.
forgot my phone in the classroom, didn't realise til i was home (luckily i live close and people are sometimes nice so it turned out ok and was resolved very quickly)
wanted to put broccoli in my potato gratin (bc only have the energy to shove stuff into the oven rn, any extra dishes are Impossible) & forgot i had actual non-frozen broccoli so now i'm out of frozen broccoli and am not sure if i'll use the non-frozen one soon enough for it not to go bad/weird. bluh
Found the lab form I was worried I'd lost. It was in my purse.
The purse I'm pretty sure I checked twice before I started pulling my closet apart to check my other purses.
...at least it wasn't really lost, or buried under the stuff on my desk.
I used the key to an antique padlock as part of my Halloween costume but accidentally.... lost it. And it just looks like a decorative antique key so i know people would assume its useless but its NOT it goes to a REAL ACTUAL PADLOCK that is currently attached to the buckle of my favorite belt and i cant fuckin wear it because i can't unlock it
question, why did you lock your belt with a padlock?
To make sure it wasn't stolen, probably
Its a long story but i had to attach a chain to hang witchy-looking bottles from it like so (tho the lock itself is obscured in the pic)
For the #aesthetic
But now its stuck there forever
OOHHH MY GOD OH I FUCKING BRUSHED MY TEETH WITH THE BONE-SCRUBBING TOOTHBRUSH
IT WAS LYING ON THE SINK NEAR MY REAL TOOTHBRUSH OHH MY FUCKIN GOD
IM STILL FUCKED UP FROM IT I LITERALLY RINSED MY MOUTH OUT WITH RUBBING ALCOHOL IM GONNA SCREAM
I accidentally fell asleep after my lizard conked out on my chest. Being woken up by a bearded dragon licking your face is a slightly terrifying experience.
Don't worry he was plenty warm enough during the night and I put him under his basking light.
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