Trollstuck to the max (ALL THE FANDOMS)

I love necropath!Gabe! And somebody needs to get those boys an auspistice stat. Mercy is absolutely a jade, and probably a rainbow drinker as well. I would go with skinny feral orphan indigo Junkrat. And maybe Winston is a hyperintelligent blue lusus who found Tracer when she first reappeared after the accident and adopted her despite the caste difference?

The Shimada bros would be seadwellers, I think. Or in Genji's case, he was a seadweller, since he probably finds swimming difficult now that most of his body is made of metal. Idk if they were moirails, or they just had the same sign, or both. The yakuza family drama backstory doesn't translate very well, so maybe Genji was accused of treason instead and Hanzo was somehow implicated and had to personally cull him or be culled alongside?

McCree is a yellow- or brownblood with no psionics whatsoever. The Amaris both have the same blood color, either teal or cerulean, and whoever Fareeha's father is, Ana must have loved or hated him a lot, for her descendant to pop up not only within her lifetime but so early in it. D.va is olive, maybe, or teal? Lucio is olive or jade nooo lime definitely lime, and a wanted mutant revolutionary Sufferist traitor. Symmetra is cerulean, currently assigned to track him down and assassinate him. I'm thinking she officially counts as a mutant because of her psionics, but is useful and loyalist enough to have been pardoned. (does technopathy count as psionics? if it does, she should have that instead/as well.)

 

Ana definitely tries to auspistice them, tbh. When she has time. I'm not sure she's very good at it because they keep getting away from her for angry makeouts and architecture-wrecking fights. It's hard, waxing ash on stubborn old super soldiers. It's hard and no-one understands. (Mercy rainbowdrinking Gabe after the Swiss Headquarters Incident probably added to his wraith weirdness XD)

I would probably go for cerulean for her and Fareeha, since that's closer to their dominant colour in canon XD

Yeah, I like the idea that Winston was a lusus who was still in morning for a lost wriggler and imprinted on Tracer just because she was the same age and built her chronal thingie. (I can picture Tracer as an olive at highest, but no greener than that?) And yeah, Lucio is DEFINITELY lime, and kind of doesn't care if anyone knows? He's a rebel XD

The Shimada bros are definitely seadwellers. Maybe they were both in line to be admiral of a fleet of yakuza pirates and their boss/Genji's ancestor had them fight to the death to see who would inheirit. Hanzo's a little higher blood-wise than him - I would say he's on the tyrian side of violet and acts like it, whereas Genji's as blue as you can go without losing the use off your gills. Also, Genji doesn't give a shit about the hemospectrum where Hanzo kind of does because otherwise his Rules Don't Apply.

(McCree being so lowblooded makes his hitting on Hanzo all the more funny, like 'peasant I wouldn't give you the time of day' to 'gods you are so punchable.')

 

Yes, Mercy is absolutely jade, and definitely a rainbow drinker; she is canonically something that can only count as undead, since she has no heartbeat and is probably sustained only by her own magic tech.

 

Does that make Reaper some kind of undead daywalker? This is why necropath lowbloods shouldn't be infected with the rainbow drinker parasite, people. (Alternately, he necropathed himself back into his own decaying body and he's only solid by the sheer force of hatred he bears towards everyone and everything.)

 

^GOOD SHIT

 

NECROING THIS THREAD FOR FUN AND PROFIT

I'm watching Prince of Egypt and realising the story of Moses can either be told as straight-up!Sufferist or some really clever Imperial propaganda - but either way Moses is mutant redblood.

Scenario one - present-day Miriam and Aaron as Feferi and Eridan, with the death of )(IC starting off a hemo-flipping rebellion :P The Pharoah is pure rust ala Hemostuck, and Ramses is (their?) Decedent, with Moses believing himself to be rust his whole life. (Clever anti-Sufferist propaganda, implying that even saints respect the true order of things or something like that idk)

Scenario two - Film opens with the Sufferer dead, but his Descendant already being in the world, and the Dolorosa, Diciple, and Psiionic all sending him off downstream - and instead of krilling the lil guppy )(IC picks him up to be quardrant mate to her own grub. Miriam and Aaron as Disciple and Psiionic there, obvs :P

(ALSO I AM REALLY SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS ANYONE FOR ANY REASON I JUST LOVE THIS MOVIE, YO)

 

I love how so many movies, shows, etc. undergo a total tone change into either imperialist propaganda or dangerous subversive revolutionary messages when you translate them over to the troll version. (not that Prince of Egypt doesn't have political themes already, but still)