*tumbles gracelessly through a crack in the scenery*

I like how this implies you're ever NOT way into Morrowind :p

 

MY BODY IS A FLESH PRISON MALFORMED AND FORCED TO STRUGGLE AGAINST THIS WORLD'S ALIEN PHYSICS, BUT MY SOUL IS FOREVER BOSMER

 

you should absolutely be able to shove a dozen swords in your pants and survive jumping off a lighthouse

 

And landing on a hollow stump full of some shitty enchanted axe. You forgot about the axe part. That's probably important at some point in the descent.