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swirlingflight · Mar 8, 2017 at 9:29 AM

dog cosplay greater cosplay

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unknownanonymous · Mar 8, 2017 at 9:33 AM

swirlingflight said: ↑

dog cosplay greater cosplay

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it's amazing how perfectly canon all these (greater and/or lesser) dog cosplays are

swirlingflight · Mar 8, 2017 at 9:42 AM

unknownanonymous said: ↑

it's amazing how perfectly canon all these (greater and/or lesser) dog cosplays are
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i adore these patient small white dogs

Elaienar · Mar 15, 2017 at 9:49 AM

(Psmith textposts.)

Lerxst · Mar 16, 2017 at 10:09 AM

#this town is a cryptid

misterhellboy said:

i was talking to max about how my hometown in NC has changed since he’s been gone and he pointed out that our town is quickly becoming a wtnv situation. for instance:

apparently our high school, which is 96 years old and looks like a 16th century gothic castle (complete with lion gargoyles), has a fourth floor that no one really knew about until this year. no one knows how long it’s been in the building but from pictures it looks completely different than the rest and has a strange metal staircase in a spiral pattern.

there is also a basement in the high school with a swimming pool but no one is allowed down there and it is starting to rot the first floor.

for a good while there was a nice elderly black man that would stand outside of random stores and street corners and dance to make people smile. however, in the past few months he has disappeared and is nowhere to be found.

we have a kapstone paper mill in our town and it is regularly normal but some days the smell is absolutely overwhelming and blankets the town like a thick fog.

the abandoned movie theater is blocked off to the public but i was talking to some girls from school about it who occasionally break in to chill what it is like on the inside, and they said that there is a giant, bottomless hole in the entrance’s floor so they have to tiptoe across a single plank of wood to get to the other side.

fairly popular places in town will close down for literally no reason.

one time a tornado came through our town and it destroyed the sonic drive-in and a car dealership next to it but no debris could be found. only the empty lots were there. they rebuilt the sonic in less than a month but the car rental lot was kept empty and now bored teenagers harp around it like vultures.

one time my grandmother saw an unidentified animal in our backyard. she thought it was a fox but when my dog barked at it, it stood up on its back legs and ran away.

fox and coyote sightings are becoming strangely frequent in one single area of town and no one knows why???? its like they all congregate near a horse stable by an old junkyard my cousin used to work at.

whenever a dog runs away from home they all end up coming to my house. every dog that gets loose.

my grandmother saw an unidentified bird in a tree and i still can’t figure out what kind it was based on her description.

sometimes you can hear random gunshots and loud, unknown bestial screams in the uptown areas

there’s probably more but i don’t really get out much. these are just things that i’ve witnessed myself or is common knowledge in town.
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misterhellboy said:

another addition:

everyone forgets our mayor’s name and we’re not sure who our current mayor even is

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flintstille said:

#this town is a cryptid
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keltka · Mar 16, 2017 at 11:46 AM

Well that's terrifying.

Lerxst · Mar 26, 2017 at 5:46 PM

I feel personally attacked but know it to be true

swirlingflight · Mar 26, 2017 at 7:43 PM

Even has a teal background

Sethrial MacCoill · Mar 27, 2017 at 9:42 PM

here's my second favorite story on all of tumblr.

here's my favorite.

Lerxst · Apr 4, 2017 at 3:55 PM

There are two kinds of tumblr ads:

1. annoying, irrelevant, and/or downright offensive

2.

Lerxst · Apr 10, 2017 at 12:29 PM

gender of the day: very crude; probably female

blue · Apr 10, 2017 at 12:32 PM

it me

Sethrial MacCoill · Apr 10, 2017 at 6:35 PM

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gender of the day: very crude; probably female
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that one there def has a dong, tho

Lerxst · Apr 11, 2017 at 9:40 AM

Well, it does say "probably," there's some wiggle room there.

Lizardlicks · Apr 11, 2017 at 11:05 AM

Sethrial MacCoill said: ↑

that one there def has a dong, tho
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you can't tell just by the dong, jeez seth.

LadyNighteyes · Apr 11, 2017 at 11:08 AM

Or it could be a really, really prominent outie bellybutton. :::PPP

Sethrial MacCoill · Apr 11, 2017 at 9:23 PM

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you can't tell just by the dong, jeez seth.
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Sure you can. People outside the gender binary didn't exist until these stupid millenials came and screwed everything up with their nonbinaries and fluids and trans.
(e_e)
(guess what I've been arguing about on fb recently)

bornofthesea670 · Apr 11, 2017

i've been arguing gender roles with my mom for years....she's very 'girl stuff for GIRLS ONLY'

'but my dog would look cute with a bow'
'ITS A BOY DOG'
'....yes?'

earlier this evening my six year old brother saw a commercial for this lil toy manicure thing an he was wanting to paint his nails too, so i casually holler from the kitchen something along the lines of 'MAYBE WHEN YOU'RE OLDER' and then got chewed out for putting ideas in his head

yes, because everyone raised with gender roles has only ended up perfectly Male and Female.

im not crazy about having kids, but seeing her reactions to my parenting and being unable to do anything about it because I am Mom will be so satisfying to some small petty side of me.

edit: wrong thread lol i thought this was the 'looks like a dong' thread

Lizardlicks · Apr 11, 2017 at 11:26 PM

The funny thing is I'm following both threads so I actually thought I was in that thread from reading this answer and didn't skip a beat LMAO.

Elaienar · May 16, 2017 at 9:29 PM

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

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