Undertale - Pet dogs and date a skeleton!

Got some new kids books in at the library today and I'm too Undertale for this shit:



Bonus, a frat boy ghost:

 

1: I think I need to find a copy of that book

2: So, Twitter!
There's been some polls going around on Twitter lately.
Reigen of MP100 won a couple that he was, many argue, not actually a valid contestant to! (DILF and Twink, specifically)
This led to #REIGENSWEEP trending, and a general fandom push for him to win as many such contests as they could vote him in.
Enter: the Tumblr Sexyman poll
(held on Twitter, yes - the vibe comes from Tumblr fandom chaos)
Various infamous Tumblr Sexymen are voted out.
The finalists face off: Sans Undertale vs Reigen MP100.
The voting is intense. Previous votes in this competition saw thousands of voters, yes.
This one resolves with far more than the rest:
244,809 votes.
50.1% to 49.9%.
victor, Sans Undertale.

And this is already a fun capstone to fandom chaos, the budding hypetrain suddenly dunked by the lazy slob of a skeleton.

But there's more.

A twitter account responds to the poll with an image of several paragraphs of text.
Toby Fox.

The text: a short story, about this poll's results.

 

sans deserves it more than anybody else

 

Cant believe the onceler wasnt even in the sexyman tournament

Eta: and Ingo isn't a tumblr sexy man idk, he's not pathetic and skrunkly

 

he's been getting the sexyman treatment, minus the sexy part.

 

Onceler was in the tournament, Megamind KOd him in the first round. Also I think Ingo was a Pixiv sexyman before he became a Tumblr sexyman. He did become a rumpled amnesiac living in the wilderness but I don't known where that fits on the Twink/Dilf/Sexyman chart. There was a lot of horny fanart of him for a while, he was definitely a something.

 

he hits somewhere in the intersection of the sexy old man/pathetic old man/competence kink/surrogate parent zones, which is apparently a rich vein. he definitely got the same treatment as Sans re: the fandom giving him a much closer relationship to the (vaguely self-insert) main character than he canonically has.

edit: oh yeah, and he also has a smiley brother who loves him

 

If anyone's been like, "dang, I sure wish I subscribed to the UTDR newsletter, seems like there's fun art and story snippets to go with the announcements, too late now..."

Fear not! They're all officially archived here, linked and labeled. Enjoy the sprites and sprite edits! Enjoy the hints of worldbuilding for Undertale, and the more mysterious hints of what might be going on in Deltarune!

 

I think sans would look good with a Squidward nose

 

thats exactly the kind of nose he would want to have if he had to have a nose

 

I think my favorite part of this headcanon is the part where his voice is derived from a clip of Patrick's voice. How many layers of Spongebob can we fit into Undertale....

 

with the power of science, we can eventually make Sans into every Spongebob character at once.