omg this is too damn fun Thaddeus Lomax chooses to present as male despite being a genderless shapeshifter is p femme anyway which is bad because reasons needs to check his immortal privilege dates mortals despite several-centuries worth of age gap dating a -trans dude- too how very dare likes messing with people for kicks kind of like a former deity once, thus complicit in Everything idk probably killed somebody once or twice before who cares
Merin Heterodyne (aka The Dude In My Avatar) Has ruling class privilege but pretends he doesn't thereby failing to examine said privilege Has Jager privilege (allowed to kill people, burn shit down etc) but fails to either appreciate or examine said privilege Inflicts dysphoria upon otherkin by having whiskers and failing to appreciate them either Fails to tell other people they should forgive him all of his asshole behaviour because Trauma, thereby ableism Eventually learns to cease with (most of the worst of) asshole behaviour, thereby EVEN MORE ABLEISM Is friends with a trans guy for at least a year without realising, thereby erasing him Is not immediately educated upon and accepting of trans issues upon finding out Fails to immediately place trans guy upon appropriate pedestal OR decry him as traitor to femininity Does not know a single trans lady, thereby transmisogny Is dick to boyfriend and has major disagreement with him, thereby Abuser Shows clear abuse apologism by getting back together with and being nicer to said boyfriend while still having own reasons and motivations for bad behaviour Is cis man Has a stupid haircut and silly horns
Ur OC is problematic: Nat Richards Faked her own death Used to steal food Broke into government buildings Is literally an invisible bisexual Took an entire city hostage once Is a minor dating an adult (in one AU, dating two) Also in above AU, repeatedly triggers another character without remorse Probably more but this is enough for now
Dragomir Khandanescu: Is the aforementioned boyfriend, does not feel abused at all, so is clearly guilty of internalized victim blaming. Refuses to enable Merin so ableism!!!! Has spiky privilege. Is a jägermonster, guilty of oppression by conquest. Is 90% straight, thus almost a -whispers- cishet! Officer privilege. Guilty of profiting from nepotism even if he outranks his father. Is dignified and therefore totally classist. Is actually really hard to problematic, cinnamon roll privilege. Cosmina Kastellan Is promiscuous while female. Is also poly and pan. Sleeps with canon character, clearly a Mary Sue. Is a nurse, fulfilling stereotypes. Also takes no shit, so she must be a "Strong Female Character". Hangs out with boys a lot. Winds up in diamonds with her Neutral Evil drill sergeant, a clear case of abuse apologism and internalized something. Also has spiky privilege. Engages in cuddling without asking consent. Becomes an Officer and is therefore a class traitor. Conquest enabler and perpetrator. Important addition: Appropriates insect culture by having insectoid mutations.
Clover Delacroix White privilege, bisexual privilege, cis privilege, rich privilege, human privilege. Clearly abusive action of running away from well-meaning but mentally-ill mother, obvious ableist implications. Uses swears at people even if they don't like swears. Argues with teachers. Argues with classmates. Argues with world. Wants to punch a goat, clearly animal-abuse. Falls into and out of crushes too easily. Yells Has knives Expressed a desire to lie to the government. Special interest in history clearly not patriotic enough. Cannibalism apologist.
Sala Walker White-passing privilege Name is secretly a tortured multilingual pun, which forces people addressing her to participate in her pun games without their consent Knows multiple languages, which is cultural appropriation Is abusive to all psychic entities everywhere by existing Rides a motorcycle, which promotes problematic biker subcultures Says her hair color is natural when it is clearly not Eats food even though she doesn't need to instead of giving it to homeless LGBTQA+ youth Frequently patronizes fast-food chains run by corrupt megacorporations Targets vulnerable populations for abuse (by walking through bad neighborhoods and hoping people will try to mug her) Invalidates otherkin by not identifying as one while literally being an extradimensional entity piloting a human body as a meat suit Invalidates neopronouns and certain nonbinary genders by using she/her instead of voidself and IDing as female despite the above Also guilty of serial assault and robbery, but you know.
I feel bad because all of my characters are both legit problematic and not legit problematic (it's because I was born from the problematic, molded by it) and I couldn't pick -_-. So I decided to pick my most problematic baby and my least. Keisuke Kamiyama: Misogynistic. Bisexual with male preference. Was abused by a woman. Light Skinned, Thin, Allosexual, Diagnosed Privilege. Invalidates Otherkin by pretending to be a God in Human Form and admitting he was making it up for attention. Traumatizes Asexuals by walking around his own house naked and being Hypersexual with weird fetishes. For the Radfems: Engages in the dehumanization of women by reading Porn Manga and having consensual BDSM sex with male partners. Transmisogynistic. Cis bisexual man that does his nails but won't identify was NB. Also crossdresses for sexual thrills. Fetishizes Transness. Has sex with Bad trans men sometimes and doesn't kill them (allowing them to continue to spread Bad Transness). Dudebro behaviour. Culturally Appropriates Japanese name when he's only a fourth Japanese. Body shames by being ripped and working out regularly. This was harder than it ought to be because I thought things like "Has violent urges and will sometimes go through with them" would be approved due to a literal Impulse Control Disorder/diagnosis of Conduct Disorder as a youth. Poor murder machine. Doctor Ava Graham: Bisexual but doesn't identify as Pan. Had sex with a cis man once. AFAB, Thin, Depression, Straight Passing (not in a relationship), Light Skinned, Allosexual and Amputee (invalidating BIID sufferers) privileges. Internalized Racism. Black but displays interests in White people instead of other Black people. Also straightens her hair. Ableist. Makes her patients take their medications on time and doesn't accept excuses or lies. Also, a therapist. Believes that nobody's really evil and visits Problematic Bad People in prison, therefore making her a Problematic Bad Person. Shaves her legs for the Patriarchy. Doesn't wear makeup contributing to Femmephobia. Identifies herself as gender non-conforming and wears flannel and suits appropriating lesbian culture. Destroys Fetchling culture by making them not murder people. Contributes to Changeling oppression. I tried to keep away from actual problematic things like the fact that Kamiyama has sex with corpses because Tumblr Culture says that's okay because it's part of Fair Culture.
Fei Sat'Reie -Mage privilege. -Lives in a volcano. -Doesn't warn other people when venting the volcano. -Doesn't stay in the volcano. -Shoots lightning bolts at (but doesn't usually hit) the messenger. -Tries to pass as powerless human. -Fails to pass as powerless human. -Partially because of referring to other people as "powerless human". -Only communicates via implant telepathy just because her vocal chords don't produce words. -Mage to not explode: *
Mindala Perenor: * Doesn't know who her mother is and doesn't care to find out, thus disrespecting mothers * Is the bastard daughter of a King so has fantasy protagonist privilege * Is a filthy bisexual and thus LESBOPHOBIC and TRANSPHOBIC and a TRAITOR TO HER KIND * Has called herself a lesbian before and thus has TRICKED LESBIANS INTO SECOND HAND CONTACT WITH PENIS * Claims she was abused yet is still friends with her abuser, who she has FORGIVEN, so it must not have really been abuse * Fell in love with said "abuser" and had sex she thinks was consensual with them. FALSE CONSCIOUSNESS AND INTERNALIZED ABUSE, SHOULD NOT BER TRUSTED * Said abuser eventually came out as a trans man, so OFFICIALLY FUCKED SATAN * Said abuser was her half sister and she sees nothing bad about that so INCEST APOLOGIST SCUM * Passed herself off as her half sister so BORROWED PRIVILEGE WILLFULLY * Killed several REVOLUTIONARY HEROES as they attempted to assassinate THE UNDESERVING ARISTOCRACY * Feels no remorse about any of the people she's killed * Supports firearms ownership * Fled the revolution instead of accepting the PEOPLE'S JUDGMENT * Became a whore so ALLOWS HERSELF TO BE A WILLING RAPE SLAVE OF THE PATRIARCHY * Does not turn in her RAPISTS to the AUTHORITIES so is responsible for their FUTURE RAPE OF BRAINWASHED WOMEN * Despite being CONSTANTLY RAPED actually still likes men too * Even has male friends, see? * Has a relationship with a cop. FILTHY PIG LOVER. * Accepts stolen goods that should belong to THE PEOPLE * Purchases a brothel and thus KEEPS OTHER WOMEN AS SEX SLAVES THROUGH ECONOMIC SLAVERY * Commits horrendous crimes against fashion * Does not have headmates * Associates with other Problematic People * Has noncon and dubcon fantasies * Not vegan * Wears fur * Just generally Problematic and has All The Problematics.
Heh, here's a character I used to write a lot when I was a teen; -Is a furry who is portrayed as white when she shapeshifts into human, which is automatically racist even though she's a European wild ferret born in an expy of Celtic-Medieval-something England. -Is a ferret, an Always Chaotic Evil species in her home continuum even though they are adorable. -Survivor of attempted CSA and serious emotional neglect who doesn't feel horribly traumatised. -Probably misogynistic in that she doesn't particularly care when the mother who neglected her to the point of handing her over to a known rapist without protest is killed. -Happily adopted by a gay guy and his hetero female roomie which is heterocentrically implying all kids need one male and one female parent even though she calls the guy Uncle and he and the woman aren't romantically involved. -Probably has Reactive Attachment Disorder and it's ableist that this isn't stated outright even though she'd have no way of knowing (see time period above). -Is cis and her sexuality isn't stated because she's only six, which is ageist. -Eats people.
This thread is actually really helpful for me for fleshing out these characters. It's like those memes of "three million things about your OC" except funnier, so I'm more inclined to actually think about it. Daela -Deliberately irritates people. -Is obsessed with having "biological children". -Wasn't actually born with red hair. Or red eyes. Or red skin. Maybe she's just covered in blood or something. -Negotiates with terrorists. -Considers assassination a valid negotiation tactic. -Would hit a motherfucker with another motherfucker. -Nepotist. -Sometimes pretends to be much younger than she actually is. -Aro/Ace/Agender, but doesn't make a big deal about it and goes by she/her most of the time. -Is bigger on the inside.
Zacharia Wolfe: - privileged enough to not follow their world's naming scheme entirely - has a masculine name despite being enby, thus gender traitor - probably abuses poor uwu cinnamon roll Null by being a creepy obsessed adult - isn't actually older than Null, just looks like it, thus appropriating adult-ness to appropriate pedophile culture - has science privilege despite not being one of the designated Academics (tm) of the setting. - their hair is probably problematic. Look at it. God (cw: religion) it's so ugly - knows things about setting. Lore Knowledge Is Problematic. - killed POC-characters, female and gnc characters, disabled characters and gay/bi characters alongside all the privileged ones, is thus racist, sexist, transphobic, ablist and homo-/biphobic. - is not actually a gender activist, despite being enby - is a nonbinary villain, thus transphobic - tries to make an amnesiac remember, the dirty ableist scumbag - is mean to furries/otherkin - has deity privilege. - caused the literal end of the world. Null: - does not examine their privilege because of amnesia - especially fails to feel properly bad about deity privilege - cannot prevent the literal end of the world a few times, the dirty scum. - forgot about Wolfe, which is abuse.
omg this is silly i wanna join in YFIP: Avikka Asthiraa What are your pronouns I really dont know and I *MADE* you Ate own son No I don't care if it was an accident you SWALLOWED him you didn't just accidentally close your mouth over him Has Bad Kinks(tm) Has killed a man Several men, really Okay more like a handful. Fuck it, he MURDERED MANY PEOPLE Doesn't understand family values because not human and offered to sexually relieve son (previously mentioned) Thankfully son isn't blood related but I mean come on man what's wrong with you Loud gesturing at Mother Bestiality??? You weird werewolf fucker Dragonfucker too Has a vagina so I mean that's the worst part of it all (Me voice) I made an OC (Friend voice) You fucked up a perfectly good deer is what you did. Look at it, it's got anxiety.
YFIP: raoul menthe stereotypical White Cis Gay Boy with Colorful Hair and Piercings smells like sand and motor oil and ozone deals with some shady motherfuckers and by shady i mean interdimensional fugitives bullies his baby sister, and not just in a kidding fun way rude to his caring, quirky, confused-why-his-son-hates him father "but son, i made pancakes-" "i dont want ur fucking pancakes, im going to the mall with roderich, later" [door slam] takes advantage of his well-to-do parents, gets kicked out of schools that poorer kids would give their teeth to attend Rich Privilege(tm)
Ilmatar Nordwind white-passing privilege first world privilege lives in house owned by family privilege single child privilege she's german and is named after a finnish mythological creature, therefore her name is appropriative doesnt immediately correct people when they refer to her as german even though she has turkish ancestry, therefore supporting oppression appropriates otherkin culture by refering to herself as both fairy, and by female pronouns instead of "faeself" invisibility privilege even though shes not actually invisible likes fancy dresses and long hair, therefore complicit in gender stereotyping has not-otherkin friends and is nice to them, therefore participating in oppression against otherkin eats bugs and glubs, appropriating salamander culture prospit princess privilege meaningful name privilege
Kerrianne Lily Greene Name is way too long??? Turns into eastern wolf, has endangered species and human privilege Wears flannel and has short hair, appropriating lesbian culture while being aro/ace First world privilege Would literally kill for her family Killed and ate a defenseless rabbit once Speaks Spanish, is not of hispanic descent? Appropriates wildly every culture she finds interesting Has Oldest Sibling privilege and exerts it willfully over her younger sisters
Ethan (last name undecided) trans guy and therefore obviously misogynistic or something mostly straight dating a white cis girl and thus betraying his latino heritage started dating said cis girl when he was 18 and she was 17, which obviously makes him a pedophile gamer (automatically bad) his dnd character is lawful good and therefore oppressive to evil characters Luna Caulfield evil cishet named luna despite not being moonkin or princess luna fickin luna sounds like l**n so she's ableist Melissa Simpson autistic but not self-diagnosed cares more about computers and video games than social justice cis black but has friends of other races
Ganymede Leptonyx - A troll but his name doesn't follow six letter scheme simply to be a contrary dickbag. - high blood privilege - spends like 3/4 of his life being xenophobic then ends up dating a human like a hypocrit. - likes problematic media and doesn't understand why its problematic because of cultural differences. - anger issues - doesn't care about social justice. His tumble (that exists IRL because I'm trash) is mostly just reblogs of pictures of seals. - hates penguins - has a lusus more suited to a purple (semiaquatic) than a violet (fully aquatic) and is thus appropriating.
i made shitty ocs for a dragon age fic i'll probably never end up writing but i love them Ser Amelie, from Verchiel elfblooded knight-templar of the Chantry doesn't really want to be a Templar, half-asses her job would much rater count stocks and organize piles of stuff useless lesbian who once got passout drunk while trying to hit on hot barmaid because she's too nervous to say her sweet lines, so she orders a refill of her drink when the silence gets too awkward Clover city elf said hot barmaid gossip queen of New Crestwood half her gossip is stuff she makes up to see how ridiculous she can go before people start noticing pleased to know people will believe almost anything. knows shes hot and flirts with customers to get them to order pricey stuff baffled at how much of a useless lesbian Amelie is, dates her anyway
