Variations on a meme (Spiders Georg)

spoiler alert: this one's about me
it's an exaggeration but in all honesty like wtf the fuck can my brain stop with the alters

"average DID system has 100+ alters" factoid actualy just statistical error. average DID system has 10 alters. polyfragmented Georg, who lives in a trauma & gains 1 alter per second, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

 

"Average person falls down three flights of stairs a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average person falls down 0 flights of stairs per year. Jamethiel Knorth, who lives in her own disaster area and falls down 10,000 flights of stairs per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

@Aondeug

 

Sweet Torisen and Hella Jame

 

The “I am a piece of shit and nobody will ever love me” factoid is actually a statistical error. You actually are fantastic and infinitely worthy of people’s company. That person you used to care about, who taught you to hate yourself by abandoning you, is an outlier and should not have been counted - jellyfishjammin

 

I found a bunch of these.

 

“average spider eats 3 tonnes a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average spider eats 0 tonnes per year. Georg Spider, who lives in cave & eats over 2 million each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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ahem

"average cute creature kills 5 people every year from cuteness overload" factoid actualy just statistical error. average cute creature kills 0 people per year. Eevee George, who is the literal embodiment of cuteness and kills 10,000 people with cuteness every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I made this as a joke but then I wanted to share it so

 

Average Eevee wants to touch magma 8 times a year? :::PPP

 

Eevee Cedar, who wants to touch magma every second of every day....

 

"Average Em yells not to touch the magma 5 times per day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average Em yells this 0 times per day. Emythos Georg, who is JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOU CEDAR and yells not to touch the magma 10,000 times every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted