VINES TRIED TO EAT MY DICK (The MacElroys Play D&D)

this is unrelated to the update but today I had a Craving and I'd just like everyone to know that if you want to see some pictures of fucked up washing machine'd Taako you can search "taako,blood" on tumblr (just like that with the comma and no space) and it apparently filters for both words together but not conjoined

I've had a good afternoon

 

Spoiler: spoilers for suffering game

so what if instead of getting 10 years older magnus actually kept getting 10 years younger and they ended up having to haul around an EXTREMELY FIGHTY 13 year old magnus. i don't mean to be repetitive with my 'what if everyone was kids' headcanons but this is particularly funny to me. magnus is absolutely ready to hit a monster with an axe he can't even lift anymore. he will drag it across the floor if he has to. don't test him.

 

made me laugh

 

...Well now I'm trying to imagine Merle as a teen but the only word that's really coming to mind is 'stoned'. I mean, maybe it's obvious to everyone else, I'm not always great at subtle. But still, worshipping a hedonistic party god of plants on the beach? Stoned.

 

check out these thicc boys.






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I love when people make Taako chubby.

 

I don't think I've ever seen this kind of Taako before! Thigh power and bitchiness levels are off the charts.
I'm digging that Magnus's mischievous grin. He looks like he's plotting to TP someone's house.

 

That Magnus is unfairly hot, jfc.

I've gotten to the last Crystal Kingdom ep on my re-listen, and

Spoiler: spoilers up to the last lunar interlude

I want the fic where the Raven Queen gets increasingly exasperated that she sent Kravitz out to the Miller labs to get six bounties, and Kravitz came back with one ghost-robot-mom (who came voluntarily). Kravitz tries to say that because Merle lost an arm, it's like he captured one fifth of Merle Highchurch and that's something, right?

(She stares at him until he backs slowly out of her office.)

After Refuge, she sends Kravitz after Taako, thinking he'll come back with either three idiot adventurers or some answers. Instead Kravitz comes back with a wobbly vase and a confused grin.

The Raven Queen is the long-suffering Lucretia of the afterlife, surrounded by idiots.

 

I'm into TAZ animatics using non-TAZ clips of the McElroys

 

Griffin's face when he says "OF COURSE NOT" is killing me. Have you seen this one?

http://marianascosta.tumblr.com/post/150371961974/a-sunchoke-is-a-type-of-fish-i-believe

 

Oh my god. THAT IS GOLD, TAAKO IS SUCH A GOOD FIT. It'S LIKE FANFICTION BUT NOT, I LOVE THIS

 

Heyy, I didn't know there was a TAZ thread!
I'm way far behind, trying to catch up; does anyone know if there's a place with transcripts or episode summaries? I end up listening to the same episode 6 times over because my brain keeps mixing things up.

 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-adventure-zone/id947899573?mt=2

if you click the little i next to the episode it pops up with a summary!

 

The first fifty episodes are transcribed right here-o!

 

@hyrax @YggiDee thanks!

 

Goddamn, Merle is the Suffering Game MVP.

 

No kidding. Though that clutch

Spoiler: TSG

Magic Jar

from Taako was pretty impressive too.

 

Everybody pulled off crazy shit this ep and I'm loving it. Nicely executed cliffhanger, with an awesome badass one-liner from Magnus there at the end. The arc's building to its climax! I kept laughing and going "OOOOHHHHHHH" during work :U

I'm unsure as to the significance of the catwalk, though. It was a cool image, but...?

 

Spoiler

I don't really get why the Director got to go free when th liches's MO is to just kinda be the folks who leave? What kinda obligation to fulfill their promise did they feel at that point?

 

Spoiler: TSG 6

Taako: (is a selfish and terrible person)
Also Taako: (flings his soul towards death because like FUCK is he losing Magnus to these assholes)

 

Spoiler

KRAAVIIIITZZZ

I'm assuming the catwalk thing was about which body to possess? Like which one would be the best to take over, the one with the MOST STYLE