Vent Walk-in freezer (general-purpose vent thread)

"please cease being mentally ill immediately"

 

Pointing out that self harm is harmful doesn't fix anything, no matter how hard I want it to. So inconvenient. :/

 

hoooooooo boy
what's next, Pepe memes?

 

Spoiler: gross

i have two zits, one on the inner edge of one nostril, and one on the edge of my bottom lip that won't come to a head, and i am Suffering. >:C

 

I vote "Garfield without Garfield" memes.

Those awkward panels of Jon standing around talking to himself.

 

Fuck you now I'm hungry.

 

That looks delicious oh no. Now I'm hungry. I see roasted carrots and brussels sprouts and pasta with what looks like squash, pepper and salt and possibly tiny bits of cheese?

 

brussel sprouts.....
my old nemesis
you've returned

 

Step back, Eevee friendo. I will vanquish your nemesis for you. I will... devour them. 8)

 

brb mailing my sprouts to you forever

 

I miss sprouts so bad. Soon though. Soon, I will see the gastro and then when I am healthy again, I will eat every single brussel sprout on the eastern seaboard.

And probably a fistful of corn kernels as well.

 

My internet is out until tomorrow (I'm on phone)

I had to cancel work on a client (who I have had long enough that it won't deal break but AHH I hate doing that)

Also i misspelled something in my emergency notice, bc tiny ass mobile leyboard, so he probably thinks I'm drunk.

 

Me too! Although I've seen the gastro, I'm just waiting for the healthy. Slow progress...

General vent: I can't stand slow progress, things need to happen NOW or else they'll never happen, my brain screams at me as I try to balance everything in my life.

 

Also yall makin me hungry for good home cookin

 

GROW UP

seeing people deliberately refuse to address their problems makes me screamingly angry

(this is not directed at anyone on here jsyk)

 

My goddamn birth control is supposed to stop me from having hormonal issues and yet

And yet

Hormonal Migraines 172: the remigraining

So now I'm all gross and dissociating and having sensory processing issues when I'm not even on shark week yet and boyfriend is going back home tomorrow because summer vacation is Over and bluuuuh I can't even cuddle without feeling gross

 

Spoiler: gross, animal death

Doing some spring cleaning, discover the source of a faint stench was a fucking DEAD, SQUISHED MOUSE

Promptly consider setting carpet on fire

Huge shame spiral of how CLEARLY FILTHY I AM even though logically I know a midwestern american winter next to a wooded area means mice sometimes

wheeeeee

 

FUCK I GOTTA STOP POSTING HERE AND DO WORK INSTEAD THE STUPID LITTLE RED ALERT ICON MAKES ME SO GLAD THIS SHIT IS LIKE A GODDAMN SKINNER BOX FOR ME I HATE

 

Oh I forgot my meds
No wonder my executive function is such HOT FUCKING GARBAGE