What are your fan fiction gripes?

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by OtherCat, Aug 27, 2016.

  1. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    I tried to find it, but it may have been deleted. I read it a long time ago.
     
  2. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Nah, it's a pretty common building material in some places. How well it holds up depends on the type, I think. Would get more information if my internet wasn't being terrible right now.
     
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  3. Arxon

    Arxon Well-Known Member

    I think my favorite soulmate au is the one where when you soulmate(s) gets injured flowers bloom from the same place on your body. It's mostly because of the body horror + aesthetics of it
    Tbh the way to get me to like anything is to add body horror and then actually explore it. Thats why the flower disease fic was so boring- it was just "ohhhh if this keeps on i'll die but I ~~~can't forget him~~~" and then some fairly matter of fact "he coughed up more petals. The doctors all told him he was gonna die"
     
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  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Friend mentioned one where Victor was ~secretly~ carrying around oxygen and taking breaths of it when Yuuri wasn't looking, and we were both like, "...do you think this author has any idea how big oxygen tanks are?"
     
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  5. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    Also if he could only take breaths when he wasn't watching it seems like that'd go wrong VERY quickly
     
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  6. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Nah, I think it was just random huffs in between breathing normal air.

    Because that's how that works and totally makes sense. :::PPP
     
  7. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    Consider: smoking to kill the flowers
     
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  8. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I don't know why I'm now imagining them giving November 11's entire secondhand smoke rant, but I am.
     
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  9. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    Like, think how that would change the look and association of smokers, if there's that question, "are they in love and trying to hide it?" Adds a neat twist to the cool aloof smokers.
    Adds an awkward but very pragmatic level to the trope of smoking in bed after a one-night stand.
    Bad pick-up lines where you ask if they've got a light, then explain "after seeing you, I think I'm growing forget-me-nots."
    Some ultra religious sorts being very anti-smoking because it's trying to avoid the consequence of a roaming heart.

    Eta

    Stressed people in failing relationships noticing they've got flowers, and chainsmoking because they're so upset.
     
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  10. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    TO BE FAIR: homestuck does have a running gag about trolls using/being able to hear each others' typing quirks in spoken word
     
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  11. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Unrelated fanfic gripe: got a comment on one of my older fics earlier today going, "Wow, this is amazing, how did I never find your work before this?"

    Hit count has not gone up on any of my other fics.

    Guess they weren't actually that excited about my work. :::///
     
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  12. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Oooh, link? I've not seen that one and body horror is awesome, and I love the whole "flowers as stylised decay" thing which is kind of like that.
     
  13. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

  14. keltena

    keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

    ... I don't have anything constructive to add, but holy shit this is everything I could want out of weird fanfic trope worldbuilding. *__*
     
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  15. Aya-non

    Aya-non Well-Known Member

    @Bel Capricorn Oh holy heaven that was intense but also really really good. Thank you for sharing!
     
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  16. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    seen in the wild today: the name "Namine Blanc" as a khr OC/SI

    (for those not familiar what the reference, Namine is a kingdom hearts character who dresses in all white...)
     
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  17. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    and another: "his twin brother. his elder twin brother."

    I don't understand this fixation on who is the older twin or why that matters enough for a Dramatic Sentence Fragment in the SUMMARY, but ok
     
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  18. blue

    blue hightown funk you up

    It's not, like, deliberately calling attention to how weird it is to call attention to which twin is older? :P
     
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  19. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    I was goinf to whine about this but then remembered that my fandom is an outlier that should not have been counted where older twins are concerned.
     
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  20. Morven

    Morven In darkness be the sound and light

    yeah, 10 years older twin due to time shenanigans is an outlier for sure

    I bet Jame was born first though
     
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