What are your fan fiction gripes?

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by OtherCat, Aug 27, 2016.

  1. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    .............Whirl.

    Whirl is much more likely to wind up calling someone an insult as a pet name. Just sayin.
     
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  2. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    The premise is so gold! It almost manages to get me in the MUST! FIX!!! place where I'd be able to go off and write my own and make myself happier, even if I couldn't really yoink the premise. But even though it's such an excellent ship, it's Whirl has so many excellent ships and Rung keeps himself emotionally closed off so well, even from.... me......... :V that it's hard to get in there and make myself do the thing

    YES EXACTLY. He's going to tie himself into a pretzel trying to dodge Sincere Feelings. If you show emotion, that means you're VULNERABLE. It means you're opening yourself up to rejection. It means people are going to understand how you work, and you don't want them to know how broken you are. Even if he's in deep, if he expresses emotions sarcastically, it keeps himself safe. We see him open up in front of an audience of corpses. We see him baaaarely open up to stop someone from getting shot in the face. We see him open up a little more when he runs into the guys who, in his own words, have already "killed him". And that's even without getting into his natural provocative asshole personality, that's just the extra stuff.

    It hurts me. Whirl. Whirl is my fanfic gripe. I love him so, so dearly, and it hurts extra how often I see him get turned around into something so very different. People tend to... patch him up. It distresses me. His damage and the slow burn of improvement is a giant piece of his character, and it upsets me when the ugly stuff gets ignored, because ooooh he's not as likeable or something yes thank you that is the point, he is not a likeable character, and that is why I love him.

    (alternate fanfic gripe: whirl is the biggest jackass on the face of the planet! and accidentally-on-purpose rewrites rung's entire mind for permanent to make rung his 5ever sex/breeding toy. less of a gripe because it was a dead dove commission fic and I do dig the dead dove premise. but also whirl is not that much of an asshole D:)

    (eta: apparently whirl has been bothering me more than I thought :PPPPP he is pretty much my fanfic gripe (so I can pretend this robot text wall was relevant, right??), in terms of who consistently bothers me the most in fanfic characterizations)
     
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  3. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Whirl is terrible at sincere emotions, agreed. He miiiight call someone a petname if he could poke fun at them with it? maybe? but idk.

    A Whirl pretzel is an amusing and kinda cute mental image btw. I am now imaging him like a cat, comfy in the weirdest postitions. Now I wanna draw this.

    Someone: Whirl are you hurt?
    Whirl: What? No!
    Someone: That looks painful
    Whirl: -pretzels harder-
     
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  4. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    ... is that someone tailgate
     
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  5. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Might be!
     
  6. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    That'd depend on exactly what kind of fuel is being used, and given unmodded KSP just goes with a generic 'Liquid Fuel/Oxidizer' (that doesn't quite fit for LOX/LH2), it could be something rather nasty. I mean, if they're using hydrogen/flourine combustion or something (and the Kerbals totally would)...

    Also, you probably wouldn't want to inhale rocket exhaust even if it is just H2O.

    Also wtf there are Kerbal Space Program fics?
     
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  7. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    First Flight is pretty nice. I was specifically referencing an awful crossover with, of all things, My Little Pony. The fic tried desperately to be funny and failed.
     
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  8. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Well, yes, but it still wouldn't be toxic even if you would die horribly.
     
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  9. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    The quote from the fic:
    So, "noxious", not toxic, but the air filter thing probably does mean it's intended as "toxic". Also, "hydrogen smoke" is still a really weird way to put it.
     
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  10. vegacoyote

    vegacoyote dog metaphores and pedanticism

    ... hydrogen does not smoke though? Seems to me "smoke" implies presence of charred carbon particulates.

    ... Does anyone know if there is a formal-like chemical definition of "smoke?"
     
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  11. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    I... feeeeeel like smoke is supposed to just refer to the product of a combustion-type reaction, though I think there's a chemical exception I'm blanking on (fake edit wiki cheat: pyrolisis is 'thermochemical decomposition at high heat in the absence of oxygen')
     
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  12. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    The product of a combustion type reaction between hydrogen and oxygen is, in fact, water.

    Though from the mention of electromagnets, I'm almost thinking the smoke is coming not from the engine, but from the electromagnet's capacitors/coolant thereof? Though I have no idea why it'd be hydrogen-based.
     
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  13. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    The mention of electromagnets was completely out of the blue, I'm assuming they think launch clamps work like that? Which, uh, they don't, but this is KSP, so.
     
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  14. Pix

    Pix Active Member

    Why would you write fic about Deadpool, and take away his ability to break the fourth wall, his healing factor, his cancer, and his suit, his weapons . . . why even. Why this.
     
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  15. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    ... So basically everything that makes him Deadpool, and in any way funny?
    -joins the why pile-
     
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  16. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Could be worse. They could have sewn his mouth shut.
     
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  17. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    as if that would've stopped the real deadpool from communicating his opinions via expressive dancing.
     
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  18. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Unfortunately, no one told the Wolverine Origins movie writers this.
     
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  19. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    now that's just stupid, all i know of deadpool is the 2015 (?) movie and @IvyLB playing him in SPR
     
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  20. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Basically, Ryan Reynolds had been wanting to play Deadpool FOREVER, but the studio screwed him over by saying he had to appear in Wolverine Origins before they'd let him make a Deadpool movie, and they gave him a lot of delays and a crappy budget on that movie. (Which was still awesome in spite of the studio screwing them over.) Wolverine Origins had about 5 minutes of Wade Wilson acting like Wade Wilson, then did this to the poor bastard. Fandom dubbed him "Dudepeel" and "Barakapool," because this was clearly not Deadpool, and there's some swipes at it in the Deadpool movie, because Ryan was just as bitter about it as they were.
     
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