What are your roleplay gripes?

wolf where those words were literal... giant sculpture wolf with pillar legs and all...

 

Now I kind of want to make a horrifying wolf golem thing.

 

Orbs

 

It sounds like something from iguanamouth's Fursona Generator collection.

 

I felt the need to look up a list and oh boy, it did not dissapoint.

http://blackbloods.wikifoundry.com/page/Wolf+Role+Play+Terms

Belfry heads, guns for claws, a boa for a neck. Disapointed post about theft of this mess at the bottom. Also a lot of words that would have me think I was reading transformers rp and not something about a mammal. Your wolf's chassis is bent.

 

Holy shit.

... I like how they suggest carcass and corpse for body. Zombie wolves!

 

I... what?

 

oh my god the genders section

Also apparently "elder" and "pup" are genders now.

 

They also suggest loins for hind legs. Just imagine.

"After running for miles, she found herself gasping for breath. Her disambiguation lolled out between her labias as she panted, and her loins felt like they were on fire."

 

I mean, I would definitely list "inactive" as my gender.

 

I showed this to my brother and his first response was, "Their disambiguations battled for dominance."

 

Possibly what's even funnier is that "tongue" appears to be the only one to have the actual word in the list.

 

"Claw: tentacle"

 

... Man, wolf RPs sound a lot more exciting than I remembered.

 

New art meme: feed this thing into a random generator and draw the resulting monstrosity.

 

idk i call my ears twin pinnacles all the time

ETA DON'T CALL YOUR EARS PRICKS DON'T DON'T

 

This is twice as funny because it's the first one listed.

 

Actually, you know what, it's a crime not to list this entire section:

 

but what if your wolf wants to be scratched behind the prick

 

Man, I should have told my brother how much work you have to put in before your disambiguations can battle for dominance.

I'd marginally part her estuary, if you know what I mean