What do you textreplace?

XKCD contributes yet another page

 

Am I doing it right

 

This post I regret making is now 500x times better

 

Also, while I was explaining the concept to mum, I came up with "experts" -> "the guys down at the pub"

 

Friend of mine textreplaces "..." with "kupo" due to running into people who overuse it a lot. The end result in that he talks to a lot of moogles. So many moogles.

 

XKCD offers another one:

 

I had fun during the last presidential election cycle:

Barack Obama => Gordon Freeman
Joe Biden => Saxton Hale
Mitt Romney => Wheatley
Paul Ryan => Gray Mann
Ron Paul => a defective turret

I know I had someone mapped to Cave Johnson but can't remember who.

 

I was halfway down a really long Harry Potter AU post, when I got ambushed.

Lots of extra text included to properly preserve the effect.

 

Upsides of textreplacing "Trump" and "Donald Trump" to "That Jerk": immense decrease in blood pressure. Downsides: a moment of extreme confusion on encountering the word "trumpet."

 

OH MY GOD

 

A friend of mine just suggested replacing "think tank" with "circlejerk." This is the best idea.

 

I dunno, I think that would be excellent for necromancy.

 

This is kind of a niche useage, but certain places on the Interwebs become a lot more bearable if you replace "I have AIDS" with "SAO was a masterpiece".

 

...I have many questions.

 

Spoiler: warning for "lolconsent"

Essentially, "while you're having consensual sex with a girl, whisper this to her so she immediately wants to stop".

 

I am suddenly very glad I have never experienced those parts of the internet.

 

I fiddled with some of my replaces to make them flow better. I like the results.

 

Aw, look at this anti giving @seebs such good advice! :::DDD