Sylph of Light. In which my classpect matches my avatar choice. This does not fit. Save for the sylph bit. I am the least light player person in existence. Jesus.
I feel like everyone is getting Page and Sylph. Which is also what I got. I mean, I managed to get Bard with some fiddling, but I'm not counting that.
Got Bard of Void once, if I chose to burn Homestuck to the ground. Every other choice got me the usual array of Pages, but apparently I'm close enough to Bard that giving into my vindictive bastard streak'll land me a nice codpiece. Which is good to know, I guess.
Well, I mean I also got Mage when I fiddled more with some of the other questions where more than one answer applied, but most of my strongest answers lead to the Sylph of Breath result.
:< :< :< I guess it fits because I have shit luck and if you consider the worst traits of a Light player as "being wordy and obnoxious as fuck" then yeah, hi, but I am never going to play SBurb and therefore will remain at shitty larval Page stage for eternity, probably (Plus I Could Not Wear the Page outfit 0/10 would have a body image breakdown)