I think in this case it's "it's not a bestiary, and this is marginalia drawn in the dark with a paintbrush just for fun." They're not that far off, if you assume the artist wasn't very good. Whereas. (Here's the answers, to leave you even more baffled.)
I checked Wikipedia, and not in most of northern Europe. (All the other critters on the "Turtles of Europe" category page live near the Mediterranean or the Balkans, and incidentally "Turtles of Europe" sounds like an avant-garde band.)
Genderqueer pride flag nail varnish colours. Been years since I painted my nails so I'm just going with simple single-colour coats for now, will practice.
omg i haven't actually had a chance to say this on the internet yet, so here we go, woo, yay, good news, best news i'm going to harvard i'm going to harvard i'm going to harvard, holy fuck, aaaaaaaaa
I have a bag of garden peas to shell and eat and six punnets of picota cherries. I am a simple man: I have tasty fresh summer food, I'm happy.
The funko pops I preordered for my favorite band are shipping now!!! They were a Canadian Expo exclusive originally
Transcribing my scattered recipes into a pretty notebook @sirsparklepants gave me so I can find them again. Spoiler: There is a bear on the cover
I have a working motorcycle. It isn't big or fast, but it works, and it's enough for freeway commuting. 2003 Buell Blast 500 for $1300. It was two hours away so the ride back was a bit of a workout!