When the Sea Catcadas Cry

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by LadyNighteyes, Jan 7, 2017.

  1. HonestlyVan

    HonestlyVan a very funny person who never tells jokes

    That is also supported by Battler briefly being the Golden Sorcerer, since Tohya Hachijo was the one creating the forgeries real-world Ange eventually uses to figure out the truth.
     
  2. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Hi I clicked on the Tumblr Umineko tag and there was somebody blind liveblogging who said he had a theory that he was going to put on Twitter so I dug up his Twitter and was greeted with the EP3 theory that
    the First Twilight closed-room loop solution was that Nanjo did it and then climbed out the chimney of the VIP room like a murderous Santa Claus
    and I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe. Blind Umineko theories are the highest form of comedy and an endless source of delight.
     
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  3. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Their EP2 theory was that
    the 19th person kept skinning people and wearing them as suits and no one noticed because Genji spiked the soup with salvia.
    Where but Umineko liveblogs am I going to find people sincerely convinced that the twist is going to be that they're reading Professor Layton and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I ask you.
     
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  4. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    Don't forget the existence of chimpatrice
     
  5. Alexand

    Alexand Rhymes with &

    Y'all...are you watching the new Higurashi anime?

    They fucking got us again, folks. It's not a remake after all. It's Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni Gou (цен). Check out the new key visual:

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    Note also that the new OP strongly implies Featherine:

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    (Here's a link to a Twitter post that supposedly confirms it's Featherine, but I can't access Twitter, so I don't know.)

    ~what does it mean~
     
  6. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    He finally posted his epitaph theory and
    he got everything right up until LORD U, then decided the "noble name" you had to praise was Jesus, and therefore you had to go into the chapel and stab the crucifix repeatedly and this would lower it into the floor.
    This is the funniest of all possible outcomes and I'm so glad I kept checking back. :::')))
     
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  7. tentaclegremlin

    tentaclegremlin i'll drop the freakin' moon

    it's japan in the 80s my dude
     
  8. keltena

    keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

    i_wouldnt_put_it_past_kinzo.png?
     
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  9. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    "PRAISE JEBUS'S NAME, AMEN" may not be on Kinzo brand, but "if you want my money, you must demonstrate your willingness to attack and dethrone god" definitely is.
     
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