When the Sea Catcadas Cry

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That is also supported by Battler briefly being the Golden Sorcerer, since Tohya Hachijo was the one creating the forgeries real-world Ange eventually uses to figure out the truth.

 

Hi I clicked on the Tumblr Umineko tag and there was somebody blind liveblogging who said he had a theory that he was going to put on Twitter so I dug up his Twitter and was greeted with the EP3 theory that

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the First Twilight closed-room loop solution was that Nanjo did it and then climbed out the chimney of the VIP room like a murderous Santa Claus

and I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe. Blind Umineko theories are the highest form of comedy and an endless source of delight.

 

Their EP2 theory was that

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the 19th person kept skinning people and wearing them as suits and no one noticed because Genji spiked the soup with salvia.

Where but Umineko liveblogs am I going to find people sincerely convinced that the twist is going to be that they're reading Professor Layton and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I ask you.

 

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Don't forget the existence of chimpatrice

 

Y'all...are you watching the new Higurashi anime?

Spoiler: spoilers for episode 2 of new anime (and Higurashi in general), also kind of spoilers for Umineko?

They fucking got us again, folks. It's not a remake after all. It's Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni Gou (業). Check out the new key visual:



Note also that the new OP strongly implies Featherine:



(Here's a link to a Twitter post that supposedly confirms it's Featherine, but I can't access Twitter, so I don't know.)

~what does it mean~

 

He finally posted his epitaph theory and

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he got everything right up until LORD U, then decided the "noble name" you had to praise was Jesus, and therefore you had to go into the chapel and stab the crucifix repeatedly and this would lower it into the floor.

This is the funniest of all possible outcomes and I'm so glad I kept checking back. :::')))

 

it's japan in the 80s my dude

 

i_wouldnt_put_it_past_kinzo.png?

 

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"PRAISE JEBUS'S NAME, AMEN" may not be on Kinzo brand, but "if you want my money, you must demonstrate your willingness to attack and dethrone god" definitely is.

 

The results of that 07th Expansion character popularity poll are out!

Spoiler: the full list in English as best as I can translate it

1. Beatrice
2. Mion Sonozaki
3. Rena Ryuugu
4. Rika Furude
5. Erika Furudo
6. Ange Ushiromiya
7. Shion Sonozaki
8. Keiichi Maebara
9. Battler Ushiromiya
10. Bernkastel
11. Hanyuu
12. Satoko Houjou
13. Natsuhi Ushiromiya
14. Lambdadelta
15. Miyo Takano
16. Oliver Oribe (first Rose Guns Days character on the list!)
17. Miyao Mitake (first Ciconia character on the list!)
18. Dlanor A. Knox
19. Virgilius (yes, the meme character from the very end of Umineko Saku.)
20. Kuraudo Ooishi

I am crying forever that Maria is not in the top 20, and thus I will never find out what place she got.

 

Funny tweet imo