Which kintsugijin should you fight?

fight Kay! today, she will not fight back. instead, she will hug you. there will be many hugs and possibly even sleepy zonked-out cuddles. does this count as a fight? eh. who cares. hugs!

 

*shuffles up wrapped in blanket*
c'mat me bro

 

Fight Void. They have teeth. They have a lot of teeth? How does an empty space have so many teeth. God they're all bared.

Do not fight Void.

 

@jacktrash HOW DID YOU FIND MY WEAKNESS SO EASILY??

*munches happily on trail mix*

 

hot damn yes please

*noms the trailmix*

 

should you fight budgie? yes. budgie just pulled a nine hour shift running off a mix of caffeine, high-grade anxiety, and sheer frustration. at this point, giving him a legitimate excuse to take a swing at someone is a public service.

fight budgie.

 

*takes a swing*

*misses*

*falls over*

zzzzzz

 

*does awkward keeping-fuzzy-blanket-on-shoulders shuffle* im a-comin, fite me you cuddly person

 

Hey.
Hey, @Void
Fight me
It'll be meta

 

@prismaticvoid

I will so fight you.


I will fight you an win.


THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE VOID HERE AND IT SHALL BE MEEEEEE

 

I'm laughing because our subtitles could be related too
Fight the Voids in tandem. Do it. Nobody's tried yet, it might be funny

 

Stare into the Void, and the Void will be like, "Wtf, mate?"

 

Do not fight Lazarae. It would be an easy fight: it's made of noodles and twigs like some kind of bizarre lunch effigy and would probably tire itself out before you even had to put that much effort in. But Lazarae survives. It always survives.

One day you will run into it somewhere innocuous, at the corner store or in a chat box, and it won't even remember the time you kicked its ass. Worse things have happened! And it shrugs it off. Years later you will wake up from dreams of bloody knuckles and missing teeth and guilt, and Lazarae will still be out there. Surviving.

#I wanna be a creepypasta when I grow up.

 

If you decide to fight IvyLB you should be prepared to get a lot of fake blood smeared all over you. Ivy regularly gets into fist fights with other LARPers and sometimes even wins. You should also be quick about it because Ivy is about to order some razors for LARP and that can only lead to horrible things, also they are still sick with post-con-sniffles.
Ivy only bites sometimes.

 

Fight Wes, and apparently people want to defend him.
if you fight wes on his own he'll probably try to be philosophical at you.
or run away. Or message seebs.