Which kintsugijin should you fight?

Fight Wes and I will destroy you.

 

Fight Raire. If a concussion, a triple fractured tibia and constant bruising didn't stop her from playing quidditch and tackling men larger than her, making her angry means she will throw herself straightforwards at you. Pros: She doesn't have much fighting experience and is more used to restraining than destroying. She takes some time to warm up and get into it. You should have this in the bag if you land enough hits fast enough. Cons: If you get her truly mad, she has good pain tolerance, and has good, first hand knowledge of how the wrong angle can easily break a joint.

 

Oh! This sounds like fun! Can we fight not because of misplaced hate or anything but just because it sounds like it would be a good brawl?

 

I am an enormous fan of a good brawl.
(Even though I would be less than useless, probably. I dither when other people get hurt)

 

I would suggest that someone fight me but I cry when hurt and it tends to turn people off.

 

Yehp, you would win.
Tears are an automatic "oh god are you alright" for me.

Do not fight @prismaticvoid . You might win, but her tears will haunt you.

 

Would you believe it was totally unintentional?

 

ha, fighting me just makes me MORE ANGRY.

The more angry I get, the less pain I feel.

Do not fight Void, pain only makes them stronger.

 

Man, if we banded together we'd be unstoppable.

 

Exactly. We are obviously a dream team and anyone who fights us both at the same time is probably not going to have a good time.

People crying that I like??? Makes me angry at whoever made them cry. Angry equals I am going to fucking bite your face. If you punch me while I am angry I will fucking try to tear your arm off LMAO

 

Fuck yes. I miss wrestling with my brother. I once got to face off him and two friends in one go and still win. I was a great wrestler. I ENJOY THIS IMMENSELY.

 

Fight Key. It will be easy. All you have to do is get mad at her and she will turn into a sobbing mess until you convince her that it's okay, you don't actually hate her.

 

You will probably be able to take whimsicalobservant in a physical fight, but they can yell you down. The whole neighbourhood will hear. Your grandmother will be ashamed of you.

 

Fight Wix. Wix really wants to fight. She'll throw punches and get punches and when you two leave the ring broken and bruised, you can high-five and then go out for a beer and pizza. Fight Wix. Now.

(I swear I've been dreaming of having someone to wrassle with all through this week)

 

*catches up on thread*

Fight Rorleuaisen. She likes a good fight. She'll feel bad if she hurts you, but as long as your game, she is.

Don't actually try to fight her. She is apathetic and conflict avoidant. If you manage to push her buttons, she feels no regret for the pain she inflicts. You may or may not win. She may or may not forgive you.

 

Its true. The tall ones never expect it. One of the reasons my spouse stopped trying to wrestle with me. If they are typically stoic short people also have easier access to tickle spots.

 

People used to tell me that tall people were scary but that was clearly a crock of BS

Here is boyacrossthestreet's official theory of personality/height.
So, we're all born with a set amount of impressiveness/personality for us. And that gets spread out when we grow. With short people, it gets all compacted together, making a more forceful personality. With tall people, it gets all stretched out, so we're kind of drifty people.
And that's why short people are scary.

#this is clearly real actual science

 

@boyacrossthestreet I'm short, fite me.