Which kintsugijin should you fight?

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Lissiel, May 6, 2015.

  1. kmoss

    kmoss whoops

    @Fish butt
    See, that just makes me scared. You have a lower center of gravity, you have a combative knowledge of where to put elbows and tickles for best result, and you probably run faster.
    The only way I win is if I turn this into a "get the thing on the highest shelf" contest
    :D
     
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  2. Fish butt

    Fish butt Everything is coming together, slowly but surely.

    @boyacrossthestreet it's funny, I'm not exactly short when you take average size into account, but living in the Netherlands for eleven years you get a little nit of a height complex, haha. Also every apartment we ever lived in, the spyhole in the door was too tall for me, my father, or my mother.

    Now I live here in the US, and I still have the tendency to look around for someone to help me get stuff off the top shelf until I remember that taller people are rarer here.

    Edit: I'm a pushover, fite me.
     
    Last edited: May 22, 2015
  3. kmoss

    kmoss whoops

    Somehow that reminds me of this:


    (I mean, they're Swedish buttttttttttt)

    Well, I'm 6'1, maybe I should move to the Netherlands and feel a little short every once in a while
     
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  4. Fish butt

    Fish butt Everything is coming together, slowly but surely.

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  5. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    *puts my ä ö ü and ß into this thread* technically German has a 30 letter alphabet. Suck on THAT America.
     
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  6. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    don't fight jacktrash today. he is sore and tired. he feels old. if you try to fight him on a day like this, he'll just give you a Disappointed Dad look and shuffle away. nobody wants that.

    today, you should play co-op mode with jacktrash. and maybe bring him his heating pad. it's behind the recliner and he can't reach it without bending.
     
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  7. prismaticvoid

    prismaticvoid Too Too Abstract

    Don't fight @jacktrash on most days, really, Seebs will find you and make you feel guilty about it.
     
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  8. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    naw, seebs lets me fight my own fights. i'm a scrapper, usually it's fun. it's just days like today. ugh. don't make me try. *lies down and waits for death's sweet embrace or dinner, whichever comes first*
     
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  9. sicknastyspades

    sicknastyspades Most Rad.

    I'm gorramn tiny. Also, I am awesome at high shelves. I am the fucking king of shelves. I never met a shelf which didn't bow to my hellacious radnasty climbing wizardry. C'mon, man, challenge me to a high-shelf contest. Fuckin' do it. There is even a chance you will win if you pick the battleground carefully, because I am easily-distracted and there is a nonzero chance I will forget the contest entirely in favour of seeing how far I can climb.
     
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  10. kmoss

    kmoss whoops

    *the thing is only midway up the shelves*
    * @sicknastyspades makes it up to the ceiling and continues across it because fuck you bro, fuck this contest, i don't need the thing, i got gravity on my side*
     
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  11. rorleuaisen

    rorleuaisen Frozen Dreamer

    Man, when I was a small kid, I was a climbing fiend. Tree over two stories tall? *climbs and enjoys looking at all the lost toys while swaying*Upper closet shelf? *scales walls* High kitchen cabinet? *climbs on counter tops, potential does weird balance act if it's off to the side*

    But now? Bleh. I can maybe make it up to the lowest branch of a tree, or I get a stool or tall people for things.

    #yes I would be okay being significantly shorter and lighter than I am now #being grown up sucks
     
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  12. kmoss

    kmoss whoops

    I used to be able to climb trees. now i just drape myself on them and whine pathetically.

    (i am an excellent stretcher, though. periodically i freak my friends out by grabbing something that looks like it was very out of reach. i just unfold. it's great)
     
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  13. Elaienar

    Elaienar "sorta spooky"

    Now I'm getting tree-climbing nostalgia. We hsven't got good climbing trees around here - most of the ones with sticky-out bits low enough to use to get up are pines, and the branches get pretty thin pretty fast. Bluhh.

    Also I'm an adult and that means I wear shoes a lot more than I used to and climbing trees is better without shoes.
     
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  14. prismaticvoid

    prismaticvoid Too Too Abstract

    Doing literally everything is better without shoes, which is unfortunate since a) they're required in most scenarios and b) I really do enjoy wearing heels to make myself taller.
     
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  15. Lissa Lysik'an

    Lissa Lysik'an Dragon-loving Faerie

    Shoes aren't required so much when you let people know you're disabled - I haven't worn any in much more than ten years :)
     
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  16. prismaticvoid

    prismaticvoid Too Too Abstract

    @Lissa Lysik'an sneaky! Shoes don't trigger any sensory issues for me though, I just hate them. :P
     
  17. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    (someone please do this for me this is hilarious)
    @Missfortunate
    Do not fight Missfortunate, she has enough weapons to supply a small army and knows how to use them. Plus, why would you even try? She's such a cute.
     
  18. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

    Can this still be a thing?
    Can someone do one for me again?
     
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  19. EulersBidentity

    EulersBidentity e^i*[bi] + 1

    SOUNDS LIKE @peripheral'S LOOKIN' TO START A FIGHT
     
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  20. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    FIGHT ME
     
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