Which kintsugijin should you fight?

I suppose you could fight @peripheral, but that doesn't mean you should. This is a guy who's gone through some serious shit and come out of it a great kid, and if he can make it through the shit he goes through, he can probably kick your ass.

(also do one for me pls)

 

@Acey Do not fight Acey. Why would you? She is a sweetheart, with some very nice floofy hair.
And besides, you'd probably lose, anyways.
(Me next?)

 

Go ahead, fight @Acey. Some people headcanon her as cis and if that isn't terrifying...
Hey and if that doesn't scare you wait until you see her in crocodile mode! That's an awesome sight! YOu probably won't want to fight @Acey after that anymore.
(Can anyone do me? :P)

 

(Ohmygod @Acey thank uuuuuu :D)
@emythos
You could fight him. He'd probably fight you back and dude. Dude. His lipstick game is fab. He probably has a lipstick tazer. And mice. Adorable, fighty mice.

 

Someone do me please

 

Okay, a few more.

I'm not sure why you would want to fight @cryptoThelematrix. She's a sweetheart and does not deserve that shit. That said, she is also a master of sass, and that alone could take you down. And then she'd be all "hey, it's all good, do you need a place to crash tonight?" and let you sleep on the couch and share some delicious gluten-free pizza with you.

@Bel Capricorn is not someone who deserves to be fought either, you monster. However, while his status declares he is probably not a supervillain, he may still have superpowers. Fighting Bel is a bad idea, and you know it.

@emythos can kill you with the power of their lipstick game alone. Don't even chance it.

You could, in theory, fight @Neurogabu. Since they are a fucking nerd, you might actually win, at least from a physical standpoint. However, win or lose, you would have to contend with my wrath afterwards, because why the hell would you hurt my best friend, you asshole.

 

@IvyLB Well, I mean, you can fight them if you want, but you'd probably get beat by their fashion sense alone. Get past that, and you still have to deal with a witch, who is possibly a Fae, and sometimes has fangs. You're fucked, buddy.

 

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thank uuuuu

 

I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
(Do me plz)

 

Me?

 

i love this thread this thread is always fun.

(i would do one if i was good at this instead i just like watching)

 

@Kaylotta Fighting Kaylotta is a great idea! For us, cause we'll get to hear you get beat up in podcast form.

 

@Void I mean I guess you try and fight them but um. Do you really want to call down the wrath of at the very least an angel, a librarian and a giant mass of kittens on your head?
Also the last time Void ate someone it took a... a bit for them to come back.

 

wait this is a thing again
I love you guys
(no homo)
(well, maybe a little homo)

...if anyone loves doing these they should do mine

 

@Moss
You're going to try to fight the local android. Sure, go for it, but be warned. I'm pretty sure they have laser vision, you might get mobbed by kitties. I hope you aren't allergic.

 

@Kaylotta will write an organised and itemised spreadsheet of all the ways she could destroy you, and your fear alone will drive you to forfeit.


@swirlingflight THE STARLINGS KNOW THAT THEIR LEADER IS IN PERIL. THE STARLINGS COME.


I'm pretty sure that the mouse @emythos is holding used to be this girl called Amy, so, like. Beware.


@Moss Okay look. There are two things you need to know before you fight Moss.
1.

They can obliterate you with their abs.
2.

They have a blood van.
...so, yeah, what could go wrong?

 

Don't fight @Moss. It'll end up on the news and everybody will be mad at you.

Go ahead, fight @Void. See ya never, asshole.


ETA: @EulersBidentity muahahahahahaha

 

you guys are great

my aforementioned abs hurt already, and now I'm laughing :D

 

@IvyLB Don't fight Ivy. That is - you CAN'T fight Ivy. No matter how determined you are, when you see their intimidating makeup and badass LARP gear, you'll automatically forfeit. If you're lucky, they won't hold it against you, and you can take a gorgeous selfie together.

(fight me fight me)

 

Don't fight @bluefox - they have the self control to NOT READ SPOILERS.