Went outside. Was engaged in fisticuffs by both @oph and @Ruevian. Though it was a scintillating example of hand-to-hand combat, I was unprepared and received several scuffings. 2/10, would not do again, but may recommend to a friend seeking training in unarmed combat.
@alex why would you fight Alex? He's a sweetheart! The only thing he can be mean to is fictional characters. You can fight him, but if he starts telling you about Rose Pearl and Gold Pearl you're going to die of feels before you can throw a punch.