Which kintsugijin should you fight?

I WILL FITE YOU ALL then we can have pale makeouts and tend to each others wounds and watch disney movies

This is my ideal date plz

 

Saro is in a weakened state! Strike while her defenses are down!

 

-strikes with a cuddle-

 

Fight me. I have a sword and wasn't receiving notifications on this thread. And I actually remembered to eat today, which probably buffs my defense or something.

 

MEET ME IN THE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

 

Who wants to fite me :D

 

my name is kay
i like to fite...
yu'd better pray:
i am quite brite

see, i like jukes
yes, tricks i sed!
put up yur dukes?
i'll lik yur hed

 

meets u in the pit
the snuggle pit
for snuggles

 

i wanna fite

 

Do not fight nekobakaz, iirc she has the power of knitting and is an irl cat eared humanoid, why would you fite

(I think we've met irl when you were at an art show with my brother Geoff? If you're the same nekobakaz as on tumblr that is. I may have bought one of your paintings years ago, small world)

However, i invite all to fite me, i'm just lying in bed in the middle of the afternoon

 

who would fight me
I just took a nap and I'm feeling somewhat energized. Probably won't help in a fight but I wanted to say that

 

well you already said you're gonna kick my ass behind denny's because I like licorice, so LET'S FUCKING DO IT, FITE ME

 

i tried to fight @emythos and woke up ten miles away in a dazzled daze. my eyes still hurt. do not fight @emythos. their smile is too radiant.

having scary OCs does not necessarily mean a person is scary. this does not stop me from being scared of @Lazarae's potential fighting skills. (plus why would you want to fight her? she's cool!)

you can probably take tez if you distract her with radiant historia but she'll be so excited to have someone new to talk to about it that you won't be able to go through with it

extra warning: do NOT under any circumstances try to fight tez if she's writing the fictional framework within which you find yourself. they don't let just anybody call themselves a wicked witch of angst and fictional suffering.

if you try to fight @Kaylotta, you'll have to fight me first, as she has won my eternal loyalty with canadian candy and incredibly rad cross-stitch

 

It is me!!!
Wow, hi!!!

 

aw shucks :3

 

Nah, that's a good way to get steamrolled because NOW I WANT TO KNOW ALL YOUR THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS, TALK TO ME IMMEDIATELY. :::PPP

 

No, don't fight @LadyNighteyes. Try, and she'll just reblog your challenge to correct the detail you got wrong with links to reliable sources explaining how, and barely respond to the actual 'FIGHT ME' part at all. Then, days later, just when you've begun to recover from the rejection, you get another notification from her on that post, only to find when you click through that she was just reblogging to tell her followers about the new AU idea it gave her at 3am last night, not to reciprocate your desire to fight her. It blossoms into an enthused conversation between her and the three other members of her fandom, all of whom are more interested in the myriad possible ways of torturing some fictional character than they are in your heartfelt declaration of war. You send her an angry anon message ranting about how much she's offended you personally, but she posts only this in response.

 

I actually didn't have that pancake rabbit yet! *adds to collection*