Which kintsugijin should you fight?

@ADigitalMagician: Fight her. I fucking dare you. She will take your fight sentence by sentence, deconstruct it to its composite atoms, and point out that your point, while valid, might not stand up to heavy criticism. You might even end up agreeing with her. Oh no. Whatever will you do.

 

Perfect

 

this is perfect on every level.

 

@Another Shy One you set out to find and fight another shy one. you fight; you win. there, that's done, you think. except then you see another shy one, so you go to fight that one. but then there's another. and another.

in the end you resign yourself to failure out of sheer exhaustion, knowing deep in your soul that there will always be another shy one to fight.

 

@budgie , its so beautiful im in tears

 

You are all beautiful people

 

This thread is amazing.

Fight SS. SS is short and unathletic and has wimpy noodle arms. You cannot possibly lose. If you think you might lose, SS is easily bought off with material goods. Offer SS £5 or a cinnamon roll in return for throwing the fight.

 

Does this mean that @sicknastyspades' pastrysona is ... pasta?! omg curveball.

 

I am pleased to read this and giggle at everyone.

 

y'all should fight me. c'mon somebody do me one :D

 

@Kaylotta
You can try to fight Kaylotta. You might even win. But she is a source of boundless enthusiasm and will use what she learns from the fight to come back and destroy you in round two :)
Don't fight Kaylotta

 

#yes I know sticky buns are not cinnamon rolls shh

 

... *wonders how I'd fare in this meme*

*paces fretfully, because drawing attention to oneself is bad and wrong*

*returns to lurkage, ineffectually, as hiding place has already been compromised*

*is ridiculous*

 

Should you fight vegacoyote? No. Because:
A) What the hell is wrong with you?
B) SEE A

 

I wanna know if people want to fight me, but idk if I've been active enough

 

Should you fight @vegacoyote ? No, you will never see them coming.

(How can you hope to defeat them, when they are already lurk)

 

this is probably pretty off base but:

@overpants-anon if you fight overpants-anon, i guarantee you're gonna regret it. you won't lose, but you definitely won't win either. you'll both end up discussing why you want to fight him for so long that eventually you won't remember what you were doing in the first place. you'll walk away with new viewpoints on whether or not margarine is a viable substitute for butter. on second thought, maybe you should fight overpants-anon, it'll be funny.

 

@Deresto Thank you, that honestly sounds p accurate

 

-looks onto the thread from the woodworks-
-is probably not active enough for people to make an assessment-

@IvyLB First of all, why would you? On second thought, do it. Fight Ivy. It'll be funny. Ivy knows her stuff, she can hammer you into the ground.