Wiwaxia runs a SBURB D&D(ish) game! (now playing!)

... Ah darn, wrong word.
I mean the annoying flying things with 15 AC

 

Oh yeah those assholes! I mean I think there's pics of them on the wiki, though prolly not names.

 

Harpies are not canon, no! Neither is gristmoss or the Barghests Lemi chased off with flaming books, and I have a bunch of original Underlings you haven't run into yet to fill in the mid-levels that are kinda skipped over in canon.
@Xavius i have a bunch of spoilery resources I can get to you via PM once I have my computer issues sorted and I am always up for yakking about gamebuilding.

 

I expect that as soon as I find a way to scuba dive I'll find some aquatic monsters as well.

 

IDK how the gate diagram we're using would work for non-six-player games but it'd probably be a good place to start. It should be at the beginning of the thread I think.

 

god help me i just realized we have NO idea how big the goblins are proportionate to humans. what if they're tiny. what if we meet them and they're transformers sized frog people.

 

what if we meet them and each one is a half-foot smaller than the previous, so we can line them up like alien russian dolls

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i don't know where i was going on this but yeah

 

Hey guys i have a fucking ass terrible cold i will try to make it but if i dont show up you knos why

 

Gotcha!

 

Since I was kinda incoherent for the latter half of the game and therefore missed HP discussion: I sorted Leon into Hufflepuff before, but now I'm not so sure. He has the loyalty of a 'puff but the attitude of a Slytherin. If push came to shove, he'd rip apart time and space for his friends. So, assuming the Hat gave him the choice, he'd probably pick Slytherin to be the same as Tia (who was a Ravenclaw/Slytherin hatstall, but picked Slytherin 'because it sounds spookier')

 

I just realized that every time Myrtha has been in an eldritch incident she's gotten a nat 1. So. Like.

 

What're you American-types doing tonight? Have you ceased the Turkey Festival?

 

at this moment in time, I'm trying to figure out what this small anxious dog wants, as I think his owner left him at the house to run errands or something

so my turkey festival has ended

 

Thankfully, turkey festival has ended.

 

Oh no :c puppy. Well idk if Wax is around, but in any case I may or may not be there tonight, I'm dead on my feet. If my body could remember how to function properly that'd be super swell :|

 

I will be there tonight, yes!

 

Shit Sis Malloy would do: argue with conspiracy assholes on the internet by out-conspiritizing them. Whenever someone tells her she's doing a good job trolling she deadpans back that she has no clue what they're talking about. Nobody can tell if she's serious or not.
Sis Malloy sincerely believes that Ted Cruz is Ted Bundy

 

Sis Malloy woulda needed therapy and not to raise a kid.

 

SIS: For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and two girls.
SIS: Three perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.