Also, different defences. He's got some with horns, but where are the ones with scorpion stings? Jellyfish tentacles? He could have a whole cakeosystem.
Okay, I have to do something with the concept of a cakeosystem now. Art or writing, that is the question.
Cupcake cakes make me irrationally furious. If you're gonna serve me a cupcake, just admit you're serving me a cupcake. I like cupcakes. Just don't pretend it's something it's not, or your cake is a lie. And it's not even a convincing lie.
What annoys me about them is how their proponents claim less mess, but the cupcakes are glued to the board with frosting while still in their wrappers, then piled with more icing, so how is anyone supposed to get away with clean hands?
