WTF House Remodels

i actually like tiles but only in like small rooms...

on a side note my dad has a rug in the kitcen

 

A rug is better than carpet, which we had in one of our old houses. At least you can take out and clean or replace the rug.

 

Speaking of shower stalls, i cant decide if i love those ones with the "natural" floors or hate them. Theyre neat in theory but having dirt and plants and rocks and shit inside your shower seems impractical and screams BUGS AND MOLD PLEASE COME HERE

 

NEVER FORGET

 

yeah its a loose rug thank god id die if it was carpet

speaking of which we also dry our sheep skins in the shower which means sometimes theres farm stank while ur cleaning urself

 

Depends on the kind of tile, I guess. Most older houses around here have tiled floors everywhere.

 

Looks like I'm gonna go use, like... the other bathroom... there's another bathroom, right?

 

The bugs are supposed to be part of it, the goal is to create a living ecosystem with zero waste water. Mold should not be an issue unless you're doing it wrong (plenty of people who don't know wtf they're doing and just see the thing and want to copy it are going to do it wrong tho).

 

thats from a 2 room house and the other room is entirely tiled and about the size of a bathroom big enough to fit a shower and tub

 

bugs in shower???

Spoiler: implied nsfw ish

what noo i dont want bugs all over me while naked things could go very wrong

 

@Kami that was also my thought re shower bugs

 

They generally don't want to get pelted with shower water and will move away, so you're usually good :P The pain in the butt thing is you can only use certain kinds of soaps though.

 

i read that as "for the pain in the butt thing, theres soaps for that" and i almost had a heart attack

idk how i feel having an audience while showeing tho its weird

 

idk man, all I can say is you should probably never go camping.

 

ive gone camping a whole lot my guy but thats too far

 

As someone who hates camping (I have my reasons) and would actually really love living in a black-and-chrome evil lair, I confess the idea of a living ecosystem in my bathroom gives me screaming heebie-jeebies. But I can see how it could be really cool for people who don't feel that way and actually know what they're doing.

Anyway, somewhat relatedly, we all know about this blog, yes? Good.

 

Yes, oh my god.

I feel like I would be remiss to not include this poor poor victim of an overly enthusiastic interior designer who has no innate skill or training.

 

is nikolay ok

 

Oh my God. Oh my God. WHY.

eta: I mean!

It's like something the witch in Hansel & Gretel would've tried as a first draft.

 

The very best part is the listing price history (scroll down).