You have been eaten by a Grue (Zork & other old IF games)

Good dog, best friend.

 

Smeagol, some hobbits including Farmer Maggot and his dogs, and various named orcs and chieftains of Men are present in normal Angband! The Eagles may be too, but if they are I've never gotten far enough to encounter them.
Smeagol is indeed a super annoying early game enemy. Wormtongue might be worse, though. Defeating him is always v gratifying.

 

https://kintsugi.seebs.net/threads/you-wake-up.4095/
Not exactly the topic of the thread, but this is my tribute I guess to text based games.
In that I am the computer.
I am not so obtuse as the games, sometimes, and I understand complicated direction.

Definitely Not Tea is an item in your inventory.