>You wake up

>walk until wall appears

 

>throw rock at glowing red light
The glowing red light flickers.
The rock vanishes.
You feel foolish

>Walk until wall appears
The wall appears, five feet away from you.

 

> walk right up to wall until you can touch it
> touch wall

 

>walk right up to wall until you can touch it
You walk the five feet.

>touch wall
Gently, and with special care, you touch the wall.
It's- soft. What.

 

> hack at wall with knife

 

>hack at wall with knife
This is uneventful.
You do feel better.

 

>snuggle soft wall for comfort in these confusing times

 

> attempt to cut off a piece of the wall

 

>snuggle soft wall for comfort in these confusing times
It's very soft

>attempt to cut off a piece of the wall
Somewhere, a person sitting behind a computer sighs.
Your attempt is mostly unsuccessful.
Definitely Not Tea is now in your pockets.

 

>follow wall around in a circle

 

> equip definitely not tea
> lick definitely not tea

 

>follow wall around in a circle
There's a point, about halfway back to your point of origin by the blocked door, where the wall goes from soft to rough rock.

 

> investigate the point where the wall changes

 

> investigate the point where the wall changes
The change is very abrupt, and as you examine the point closer you realize that there is no different in terms of what the wall looks like.

 

>equip not glowing rock
>equip definitely not tea
>compare dn tea and ng rock to wall

 

> lick definitely not tea
> lick not glowing rock
> compare tastes

 

>slap the wall with as much force as you can muster

 

It definitely isn't glowing in your hand, casting a little more red illumination.

Uh. Sure. You do that. You equip the definitely not tea.

The definitely not tea is definitely not tea, and looks a little like the soft part of the wall, but not the not soft part of the wall. The two parts of the wall look identical.
The definitely not glowing rock looks like the definitely not glowing rock.

It screams at you.

It pulses in quiet judgment.

The definitely not tea tastes better.

Your hand hurts.

 

>whimper in existential dread

 

> talk to definitely not tea