shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by This Was A Triumph, Dec 11, 2016.

  1. totally not FL

    totally not FL lets do the trauma warp agaaaaaain

  2. Lissa Beijada-Pines

    Lissa Beijada-Pines [WT/Reverse/18+] love me and despair no more

    "Who doesn't like meat?" Lissa's eyes widen.
     
    • Like x 2
  3. Karkat Vantas

    Karkat Vantas YOU BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLE | 18+/NS

    I ROCK EVERY LOOK. ALL OF THEM. THIS IS BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOK UNIQUELY BAD ON ME AND EVENTUALLY THE FICKLE SPIRITS OF FASHION JUST GAVE UP AND WENT "FUCK IT! LET HIM HAVE THIS ONE"

    NO AND ALSO FUCK YOU. IF AND WHEN I DECIDE TO MUTILATE MY FACE, I WILL DO SO VERY FAR AWAY FROM YOU AND/OR ANY OTHER CLOWNS WHO MIGHT GET THEIR JOLLIES FROM WATCHING
     
    • Like x 2
  4. totally not FL

    totally not FL lets do the trauma warp agaaaaaain

    its nasty n tastes weird and smoky
     
  5. WRENCH

    WRENCH YOUR FUTURE, BOYFRIEND |18+

    Vegans and vegetarians, traditionally.
    o_o
     
    • Like x 2
  6. The Doctor is 'In'

    The Doctor is 'In' New Member

    i do face mutilations.
     
  7. totally not FL

    totally not FL lets do the trauma warp agaaaaaain

    im essentially a vegetarian xcept i eat chicken nuggets and my mom doesnt make me eat beans
     
  8. Karkat Vantas

    Karkat Vantas YOU BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLE | 18+/NS

    GOOD FOR YOU! THE ANSWER IS NO. EVEN I HAVE THE MINIMAL PAN CELLS TO DIMLY REALIZE, AS I CONSIDER MY SURGICAL OPTIONS, THAT MAYBE SOMEONE WHO ADVERTISES THEIR WORK AS MUTILATION IS *PERHAPS* NOT VERY DEFT WITH A SCALPEL
     
    • Like x 1
  9. The Doctor is 'In'

    The Doctor is 'In' New Member

    i havwe a nail gun and a pair of safety scissors.

    vwhats a scalpel.
     
  10. Itch

    Itch VWIZARDS AND BOYS ARE STUPID

    gimme the nail gun!!
     
  11. Lissa Beijada-Pines

    Lissa Beijada-Pines [WT/Reverse/18+] love me and despair no more

    "Oh, right. How do they not die? I know that humans aren't obligate carnivores like me but they're not usually entirely herbivorous." Lissa frowns. "Actually one of the big debates in Talassani xenobiology is whether it's possible for an animal species that doesn't hunt to achieve true sapience."
     
    • Like x 2
  12. Stanford G. Pines

    Stanford G. Pines [WT/Reverse/18+] the maddest Ford of all

    "You do not seem like a person who needs to be given a nail gun." Ford chuckles.
     
  13. Itch

    Itch VWIZARDS AND BOYS ARE STUPID

    you dont seem like a person vwho needs to 8REATHE but here vwe are!!
     
  14. Lissa Beijada-Pines

    Lissa Beijada-Pines [WT/Reverse/18+] love me and despair no more

    "Sweetie you are adorable, would bang again 11+/10, but don't think I won't make you apologise if you ever upset one of my kids." Lissa blinks at him affectionately, but she's serious. "Kitlings are people, and also my murder phase lasted well past my teens."
     
    • Like x 2
  15. SHITPOSTING ALPHYS

    SHITPOSTING ALPHYS Dr. Alphys, but, you know, off the clock?

    * S-so the...
    * I mean! Hi everybody! Alphys here.
    * I kinda got... volunteered to do this thing?
    * So, the fifth post is up, whenever you guys are ready.
    * There's no rush though!!!
    * I'm... uh, not really finished with it, yet.
     
    • Like x 3
  16. Onyx Prime

    Onyx Prime The passage of time is highly problematic

    It is possible. Cyb-- ah, pardon me, Transformers eat crystals and metal primarily. The closest thing we have to hunting is mining. Some indulge in predatory behavior for the mental stimulation, and of course it's possible to take a mech or a mechanoid animal to pieces for consumption, but... rocks and non-living metal put up much less fight, and energon taken from the lines of other living mechanoidanimal tends to be less nutritious depending on how processed it is. Less reward for more risk does not pan out very well in the long run.
     
    • Like x 2
  17. Lacuna of Devisiun

    Lacuna of Devisiun the quiet one (18+)

    Thanks.
     
    • Like x 1
  18. Lissa Beijada-Pines

    Lissa Beijada-Pines [WT/Reverse/18+] love me and despair no more

    "You're not an animal," Lissa says. "You're a mechanoid."
     
    • Like x 2
  19. Lissa Beijada-Pines

    Lissa Beijada-Pines [WT/Reverse/18+] love me and despair no more

    "...you consider mechanoids 'animal'? That's interesting, I'm wondering what's the translation error, because the word we use specifically means 'organic'."
     
    • Like x 2
  20. centaursTesticle

    centaursTesticle The STRONGEST b100b100d

    D --> You are in my kink dungeon
    D --> I do not like this
    D --> I order you this instant to stop filling my mind with such 100d and vulgar imagery
     
    • Like x 1
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice