shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

no ))8<

 

"Who doesn't like meat?" Lissa's eyes widen.

 

I ROCK EVERY LOOK. ALL OF THEM. THIS IS BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOK UNIQUELY BAD ON ME AND EVENTUALLY THE FICKLE SPIRITS OF FASHION JUST GAVE UP AND WENT "FUCK IT! LET HIM HAVE THIS ONE"

NO AND ALSO FUCK YOU. IF AND WHEN I DECIDE TO MUTILATE MY FACE, I WILL DO SO VERY FAR AWAY FROM YOU AND/OR ANY OTHER CLOWNS WHO MIGHT GET THEIR JOLLIES FROM WATCHING

 

its nasty n tastes weird and smoky

 

Vegans and vegetarians, traditionally.
o_o

 

i do face mutilations.

 

im essentially a vegetarian xcept i eat chicken nuggets and my mom doesnt make me eat beans

 

GOOD FOR YOU! THE ANSWER IS NO. EVEN I HAVE THE MINIMAL PAN CELLS TO DIMLY REALIZE, AS I CONSIDER MY SURGICAL OPTIONS, THAT MAYBE SOMEONE WHO ADVERTISES THEIR WORK AS MUTILATION IS *PERHAPS* NOT VERY DEFT WITH A SCALPEL

 

i havwe a nail gun and a pair of safety scissors.

vwhats a scalpel.

 

gimme the nail gun!!

 

"Oh, right. How do they not die? I know that humans aren't obligate carnivores like me but they're not usually entirely herbivorous." Lissa frowns. "Actually one of the big debates in Talassani xenobiology is whether it's possible for an animal species that doesn't hunt to achieve true sapience."

 

"You do not seem like a person who needs to be given a nail gun." Ford chuckles.

 

you dont seem like a person vwho needs to 8REATHE but here vwe are!!

 

"Sweetie you are adorable, would bang again 11+/10, but don't think I won't make you apologise if you ever upset one of my kids." Lissa blinks at him affectionately, but she's serious. "Kitlings are people, and also my murder phase lasted well past my teens."

 

* S-so the...
* I mean! Hi everybody! Alphys here.
* I kinda got... volunteered to do this thing?
* So, the fifth post is up, whenever you guys are ready.
* There's no rush though!!!
* I'm... uh, not really finished with it, yet.

 

It is possible. Cyb-- ah, pardon me, Transformers eat crystals and metal primarily. The closest thing we have to hunting is mining. Some indulge in predatory behavior for the mental stimulation, and of course it's possible to take a mech or a mechanoid animal to pieces for consumption, but... rocks and non-living metal put up much less fight, and energon taken from the lines of other living mechanoidanimal tends to be less nutritious depending on how processed it is. Less reward for more risk does not pan out very well in the long run.

 

Thanks.

 

"You're not an animal," Lissa says. "You're a mechanoid."

 

"...you consider mechanoids 'animal'? That's interesting, I'm wondering what's the translation error, because the word we use specifically means 'organic'."

 

D --> You are in my kink dungeon
D --> I do not like this
D --> I order you this instant to stop filling my mind with such 100d and vulgar imagery