Before I Get Banned

Maybe part of the pit was cracked and you were holding it in a way where the crack was clicking together? I don't know if they have pits like an avocado or more like a plum though.

 

More like a peach or a plum.

 

I believe I have seen nectarine/plum crosses.
Anyways yes, nectarines are all that is good with the fruit world.

 

Hey, this forum allows PUNS, even gave the evil things their own special thread. In a publicly accessible part of the forum. To give you an idea of how tolerant it is here.

 

Now how does a nectarine tell the time is the question?

 

deliciously

 

Hello! I ate a nectarine today and it was delicious

also when i turn my head sideways, your icon picture Also looks like the eye of a very bored snail, which pleases me.

 

Thank you for letting me know there's a puns thread, puns are the best.

 

there's too many homestucks here for puns to be a bannable offense

 

All I know is that Nectarines are tasty, I have twelve of them ripening on my counter. Welcome friend! If you give this place a chance, I think you'll like it here.

Here's some choice fun stuff that I think you'll like:
https://kintsugi.seebs.net/threads/kintsugi-summer-fun-camp-group-activities.3757/
https://kintsugi.seebs.net/threads/writing-thread.29/page-21#post-321770
https://kintsugi.seebs.net/threads/let-us-tell-you-about-homestuck.635/page-78#post-321780
https://kintsugi.seebs.net/threads/gender-lolwut-of-the-day.2106/
https://kintsugi.seebs.net/threads/...-and-raccoon-bouncers-occasionally-nsfw.2073/
^Best thread title in the existence of thread titles^

 

tbh I don't let myself read tvtropes for anything I actually like, there's always some trigger-happy nerf herder shoehorning in completely incorrect tropes because they think they're clever or sth. ...so I can understand how that would lead to conflict.

oh cool, I didn't realize stone fruit were in the Rosaceae family! although I knew about cherries. it's weird to think that pears and cherries are related to each other

hm. bubbles escaping, maybe? tiny blip noises...

 

My nectarine hypothesis: there was a bug in there.

 

With a clock, like everyone else.

Hello new person! :)

 

...I'm sitting here boggled by the fact that there are people who don't know about nectarines. American people. Like I wouldn't be surprised if our europeans or aussies didn't know about nectarines, but.

 

Hey, I know what a nectarine is, we get them fairly often of very here :)

 

Ahhh. Another person from the hellscape that is the tvtropes forum. Hello there. Sadly don't recognize you whoever you were while I was there. If we were there at the same time at all!

 

I was under a different name, then. I don't plan on using it again. I remember seeing you, though. And morven.

 

A mystery person then. Hello again at any rate.

 

it is nigh impossible to be banned from kintsugi!! if you managed it we would all be so impressed that i'm sure you would be welcomed back immediately.

also, i can't believe some of you guys don't know what nectarines are??? they're literally the purest force of good in this terrible world, and when i was like twelve there were months where i ate them almost exclusively

 

Hey there, and I hope you have no bad memories of me from tvtropes.