Purple Narcissist Dystopia/Flowers in the Atticro

I don't know how you managed to translate the

so well into sprite form, but I'm amazed.

 

its cuz vriska pretty much has the expression already so i just took her mouth and added shark teeth + eyebrows

 

Omg

 

muffled shrieking

 

FUCK oily and FUCK his goddamn coat this is as much as im doing for now

 

seconded, OH MY GOOOOOD

 

now all im thinkin of is a ray alphaswap au where vriska is his problematic fave who would Never Ever

 

doin older itch. used a base out of laziness

 

was going through tvtropes for Reasons, realized scratch desperately wants itch to be his manic pixie dream girl

wow scratch

 

OOH OOH OOOOH I WANNA MAKE A CRONUS
shitty wannabe hacker cronus
goes by Cisco
wears leather trenchcoat and shades
tries to impress everyone with L33T H4X0R 5K1LL5 (which are actually just pirating video games, using Inspect Element to change text on websites, and DDOSing using some crappy program he found)
types in shitty l33tspeak always
endless "penetration testing" jokes (yes that is, in fact, a legit thing)
basically just:

Spoiler: gif

 

okay okay okay I think I have an idea for a CrOC
here it is
it's the Cronus....who is factkin with Latula
he is 100% after the Cronus who is kin with Mituna, and any Cronii who remind him of Mituna (so basically any Cronii who are like the Cronus in this post)
his reasoning behind this is "but I'm Latula! we're MEANT to be together!"
he is 100% creepy stalker guy to any of the people he's romantically interested in and he definitely takes the kin thing really far--like, claiming that he's actually Latula, all other Latulas are fake, even the real actual Latula is not really Latula because HE is really Latula, and if you don't want to be violently murdered for triggering him you will not suggest that he is not Latula
he tries to be a sup3r r4d sk4t3r dud3 but fails p miserably
he carries a skateboard around at all times but he can't actually do any skateboard tricks or even ride it and if you ask him to show you a trick or something he yells at you for accusing him of lying
he wears ripped skinny jeans, a purple beanie, black sneakers, and a tank top for the aesthetic
the skinny jeans are actually hella uncomfortable for him
but he will do anything to preserve his image as a rad skater dude
he has basically built his whole personality around his perception of Latula, because he IS her, obviously

 

.............now combine that w the idea i had for a cronus whos essentially been cursed w self-awareness/half of latulas myriad of mental health issues after being prototyped into @Crotulasprite for years and actually Cannot separate his own identity from that of latulas

oh dear god what does latulakin cronus do to him

 

......-insert evil laughter here-

 

crotulasprite cronus has given up on most of life and just wears a hoodie and sweatpants and never washes his hair

latulakin cronus uses this as harassment fuel because Obviously if he REALLY was that connected to latula hed at least TRY to look/act like her

 

YES
perfect
he also constantly shows up wherever Crotulasprite Cronus is to demand that he stop being so triggering by pretending to be connected to Latula in anyway, and also to harass him in any way possible
....he might have a tiny hatecrush on Crotulasprite Cronus but he 100% denies that, it's purely platonic hate, Crotulasprite Cronus is the Literal Worst why would Latulakin Cronus EVER hate THAT GUY

 

fuck hold on i need to make a list of x-kin cronuses:

damarakin cronus: literally just has a school uniform fetish. speaks horrible broken japanese he picked up from shitty hentai
rufiohkin cronus: other end of the school uniform fetish. but with more hair dye
mitunakin cronus: decided that he was going to completely turn his life around one day and was going to begin by NOT BULLYING this POOR, SWEET, INNOCENT LITTLE RET--REJ--REAL GOOD PAL. and to COMMEMORATE his NEWFOUND MORAL UPSTANDINGNESS, he was going to LITERALLY BE MITUNA
kankrikin cronus: ray
meulinkin cronus: tries too hard to be the manic pixie dream boy. his favorite thing to suggest is a threesome when any two people are in the same room as him. writes friendfiction revenge fantasies
porrimkin cronus: tattoos + dick piercing. incredibly creepy momfriend
araneakin cronus: honestly..........very little difference. he just likes reading
horusskin cronus: brony
meenahkin cronus: acts like a white dude trying to be 'gangsta'

 

yes. yes, beautiful and accurate and perfect

 

ofc now im lowkey shippin creepy momfriend porrimkin cronus and creepy dadfriend @Scratch

 

porrimkin cronus works @ crobucks. scratch comes in there to get his daily caffeine fix and drags itch and slick along w him but makes them stay outside. itch promptly begins mooning everyone in the coffee shop while slick stands there looking like his cat just died